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Hamster wearing white rimmed sunglasses while eating a wafer cookie.

Gratuitous hamster picture post for your mind healing pleasure.

idk if I can watch this season of handmaids tale bc June didn’t kill Serena within the first five minutes and to me that’s unacceptable

you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead

AI art bros post “you designers are gonna lose your jobs bc look at how chatgpt followed this prompt” and then it’s just the most dogshit graphic you’ve ever seen

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every man that goes on love is blind is “socially liberal but fiscally conservative” 😑 (not possible, by the way)

when you say “hey siri” and then the bubble comes up so you start asking your question and then she interrupts you with that “😀uh-huh? 😀” ….bitch

already too much wicked on #theoscars and I’m 5 minutes in

Screenshot of a pile of Mareep on top of team rocket in the Pokémon anime

pile of Mareep

me yelling at britney at the end of this weeks episode of traitors

I would love to see the Singles Inferno commentators watch an episode of Too Hot To Handle

thinking about sza 🥵

certified president? certified pedophile- WOP WOP WOP WOP 🕺🏻 #superbowl

Right? “I’m like who put this stupid song on here”

@benstiller.redhour.com is it too late to beg you to not make helly get pregnant 😭 #severance

pucky ❄️

Alex and I have agreed to not hit skip on any music for the entire road trip, 4 hours and change til home and idk if I can do it anymore man. Rawdogging your own playlist makes you really judge yourself

when I take the first bite of macaroni from chicken guy I literally ascend into the clouds and see god

Five manga panels showcasing turtwig trotting along very slowly.

I loved this line, still thinking about it. Beautiful artwork!

film still #32

Goats

#severance

photo credit:
Trudy Buck

when my partner came home I was lying in the dark with my ipad on dual screen, watching people open pokemon cards on one half and a 3 hour theological debate on the other. he sighed and said “the dichotomy of man”

new game: Two Puths and a Lie. I play two Charlie Puth songs and one Shawn Mendes song and you have to decide which is which. It’s impossible.

absolutely wild that I have to manually find all my friends on here one by one