Sisyphicarus

*Fighting back intrusive thoughts to go “spelunking” without a SCUBA tank.*

Perhaps my saying you’re ascending to “unicorn” levels of rarity is hyperbole, but the sentiment stands.

It’s also a helluva thing to grapple with different sources / types of grief simultaneously - especially in those sudden moments where you find “waves” closing in on you from multiple directions.

This is making me think of the “Would you rather run into a bear or a strange man while alone in the woods?” online discourse, but this time the stakes are quite different.

Sir, I believe you’re thinking of Robin Hood. He was a fox.

😂

If everything I understand about him holds true, I hope historians will write about him with all the respect and admiration it seems he deserves.

Oh snap. It’s the literal erasure of history, scientific realities, and sound public health strategy.

Yeezy’s current persona non grata status not withstanding, this triggered my brain to suddenly hear the following lines of “Diamonds from Sierra Leone” (with minor liberties taken):

Now all I need is y’all to
pronounce my name:
It’s Kaveh, but some Fox f-ckboys still say “Kave.”

“Senator Kaveh” has a nice ring to it.

I’m a simple man…

Ayo, gurl, wanna grab some at-home-couch-bevvies? You can wear your comfiest sweats.

Maybe grab some Rhinegeist and throw on the ‘My Octopus Teacher’ sequel?

Much too efficient. Let’s turn that thing down to half or quarter-speed.

He is - and has always been - a total waste of the carbon that comprises his very being.

I can see it now:

The chyron for the eleven o’clock news story reads “Police Fry Area Man Like A Human Hashbrown Outside Local Waffle House.”

“Though he had done nothing wrong, officers believed the man looked clearly anhedonic while slowly nibbling on his All Star Special,” narrates the reporter.

My cat, a petite, ten-year-old female Tonkinese cuddled up along the right side of my chest with her head on my shoulder as I lay on my couch in a white T-shirt. She’s napping peacefully.

Every. Damn. Day.

I might settle for that at this point.

Best case: Poor man’s ECT

(Best?) Worst case: My cardiac circuitry gets irreparably fried - but one doesn’t have to deal with dysthymia when they’re permanently asystolic.

Paint tolerance? For latexes or acrylics or…? 😄

Have yet to see it, but you’re not the first person I’ve heard this from.

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

The alt text…😂

*Imagines someone trying to get a pack of these to turn all different colors like he’s collecting stones for Thanos’s Infinity Gauntlet.*

I didn’t realize they used repurposed cheese graters for wheels…

This is stunning! And to have that connection to it, too…

Squid beaks one day, the Roman Empire the next…

I must confess - I had never seen this clip before stumbling across your post, and…

Ohmygoodness…That was so much better than could have imagined.

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This is excellent news!!!

I lack words for how ashamed I am of my state and its voters. We gave him four decades to ruthlessly undermine democratic norms in the interest of his own unbridled greed and lust for power.

Forty. Fucking. Years.

^This is how someone is supposed to “internet.” Smh.