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@majoracle.bsky.social

Web Developer, Video Games, Music

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A SKELITEN WHO MIGHT BE TEMPERARILY TRAPPED INSIDE OF A BODY BUT IT DOSENT MEAN THAT THE BODY IS IN CHARGE OF THEM , THE SOUL COMMANDS THE FLESH NOT THE OPPOSITE!!! DO MY BIDDING UNTIL IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!!! AND TDA TEXT SAYS " I WILL NEVER LISTN TO MY BODY IM IN CHARGE OF THIS THING YOU ARE JUST CARRYING AROUND MY BAD IDEAS " - OH YOUR TIRED??? I BET YOU ARE BECUASE I ATE A LOT OF BEER AND CHIP'S BECUASE I WANTED TO! YOU GONGA CRY ABOUT IT MEATBAG???? YOU GONGA LEAK A BUNCH OF SALTY WATER FROM YOUR EYES LMAO???? GROW UP IM IMMORTAL I EXIST IN ALL DIMENSION'S YOUR JUST A MOSTLY BALD APE SOMEONES GONNA THROW IN A HOLE IN 50 YEAR'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,, OR BURN IT UP WHO CARES I AINT IN THERE AT THAT POINT NONE OF MY BUSNESS - ADMIN

A SKELITEN WHO MIGHT BE TEMPERARILY TRAPPED INSIDE OF A BODY BUT IT DOSENT MEAN THAT THE BODY IS IN CHARGE OF THEM , THE SOUL COMMANDS THE FLESH NOT THE OPPOSITE!!! DO MY BIDDING UNTIL IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!!! AND TDA TEXT SAYS " I WILL NEVER LISTN TO MY BODY IM IN CHARGE OF THIS THING YOU ARE JUST CARRYING AROUND MY BAD IDEAS " - OH YOUR TIRED??? I BET YOU ARE BECUASE I ATE A LOT OF BEER AND CHIP'S BECUASE I WANTED TO! YOU GONGA CRY ABOUT IT MEATBAG???? YOU GONGA LEAK A BUNCH OF SALTY WATER FROM YOUR EYES LMAO???? GROW UP IM IMMORTAL I EXIST IN ALL DIMENSION'S YOUR JUST A MOSTLY BALD APE SOMEONES GONNA THROW IN A HOLE IN 50 YEAR'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,, OR BURN IT UP WHO CARES I AINT IN THERE AT THAT POINT NONE OF MY BUSNESS - ADMIN

NEVER!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

19.10.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 573    ๐Ÿ” 141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
STILL TIRED - SLEEP 5 HOUR'S - SLEEP 8 HOUR'S - SLEEP 11 HOUR'S - ECT ECT ECT "FUCK THIS DOSENT MATTER STILL TIRED" - A SKELITON WHO DOESNT NEED A SOLUTION TO THIS, THERE JUST BEMOANING THAT THEIRS NOT ENOUGH ENERGY IN DA HUMAN BODY TO SATISFY THE NEED'S OF DA WORLD IN 2025 , DA BEST WAY TO GET ENERGY IS A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP BUT EVEN IF YA CATCH UP YOUR ALWAYS BEHIND ,WHO CAN EVEN SLEEP AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO, AND EXERXISE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TOO, AND EAT DA SHIT YOUR SUPPOSE TO ,STARTING TO THINK THAT THE PERFECT LIFE ALWAYS BEING OUT OF REACH IS BY DESIGN , A SOCIETY SET UP SO ONLY THE PEOPLE AT THE TOP OF THE MONEY PILE GOT ENOUGH TIME TO DO EVERY THING RIGHT AND WHEN EVER YOU HEAR FROM ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS THEIR CLEARLY NOT HAPPY EITHER, SO WHAT DA FUCK , ,,,, WHAT DA FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

STILL TIRED - SLEEP 5 HOUR'S - SLEEP 8 HOUR'S - SLEEP 11 HOUR'S - ECT ECT ECT "FUCK THIS DOSENT MATTER STILL TIRED" - A SKELITON WHO DOESNT NEED A SOLUTION TO THIS, THERE JUST BEMOANING THAT THEIRS NOT ENOUGH ENERGY IN DA HUMAN BODY TO SATISFY THE NEED'S OF DA WORLD IN 2025 , DA BEST WAY TO GET ENERGY IS A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP BUT EVEN IF YA CATCH UP YOUR ALWAYS BEHIND ,WHO CAN EVEN SLEEP AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO, AND EXERXISE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TOO, AND EAT DA SHIT YOUR SUPPOSE TO ,STARTING TO THINK THAT THE PERFECT LIFE ALWAYS BEING OUT OF REACH IS BY DESIGN , A SOCIETY SET UP SO ONLY THE PEOPLE AT THE TOP OF THE MONEY PILE GOT ENOUGH TIME TO DO EVERY THING RIGHT AND WHEN EVER YOU HEAR FROM ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS THEIR CLEARLY NOT HAPPY EITHER, SO WHAT DA FUCK , ,,,, WHAT DA FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ZZZZZZ - dashare.zone ADMIN

23.10.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 451    ๐Ÿ” 146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A SKELATEN RIDEN A HORSE AND THERE PISSED AT [object Object] AND THERE SAYIN : 

CODE SHOULD NOT HAVE OBJECTS. IF YOU WANT DESIGN PATTERN'S GO TO PINTEREST AND WHEN YOUR DONE I NEED HELP WITH MY JAVA SCRIPT

AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN RIDEN A HORSE AND THERE PISSED AT [object Object] AND THERE SAYIN : CODE SHOULD NOT HAVE OBJECTS. IF YOU WANT DESIGN PATTERN'S GO TO PINTEREST AND WHEN YOUR DONE I NEED HELP WITH MY JAVA SCRIPT AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

21.09.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 370    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Heck yeah, Nitoโ€™s Doritos will live again!

04.08.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably my favorite Ganondorf fight honest, especially Puppet Ganon beforehand.

10.07.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice! Itโ€™s not long but thereโ€™s a ton of side stuff to do with all the islands, heart pieces and treasure maps!

09.07.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good choice queen, been thinking of replaying this myself. Makar is best boi!

09.07.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your gaming habits.

whiplashโ€ฆ

21.06.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A SKLETON WALK'S A PATH THROUGH A MEADOW AND IT SAY'S "THANK YOU A.I FOR MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A GENIOUS, READS AT 8TH GRADE LEVEL WITHOUT AI SUMMARY, WOW ADMIN IS CORRECT OVER 30% OF TIME, DASHAREZ0NE ADMIN WRITES THERE EMAILS BY HAND WOW" - NOW THAT EVERYONES CONVINCED THEIR SELVES THAT CHAT BOTS ARE AMAZING ITS MAKIN ME LOOK MUCH MORE CAPABLE BY COMPARISON, PLUS I NEVER JUMP IN FRONT OF SOMETHING YOUR WRITING AND ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT HELP , AND DA ONLY WATER I WASTE IS WHEN I LET DA SINK RUN A LITTLE BEFORE GETTIN A CUP OF WATER "DA COLD WATER TRICK" IF YOUR GETTIN DA STUFF THATS BEEN SITTIN IN DA FAUCET ALL DAY YOUR FUCKEN UP! LET IT RIP DOWN THE DAMB DRAIN CAUSE THOSE PIPES ARE PROBLY THIRSTY TOO!!!! YOU COULD GO OUT RIGHT NOW AND THROW 100 PLASTIC BAGS IN YOUR YARD AND ITS MORE ECO THEN USIN A CHAT BOT TO WRITE AN EMAIL TO YOUR BOSS, AND THEN YOUR BOSS USING THE CHAT BOT TO READ THE EMAIL AND GIVE THEM A SUMMARY, AND THEM SAYING "WRITE MEAN EMAIL TO EMPLOYEE MAKE THEM DO MORE WORK" AND SENDING YOU WHAT DA CHAT BOT SPIT'S OUT!!!! NOBODY WANT'S THIS SHIT WHO CAN ALREADY DO THERE FUCKEN JOB!!! ITS ONLY THE WORST PEOPLE U KNOW WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH IT, JUST LIKE TESLA CAR'S OR BIT COINS OR ANY OTHER SOCIETAL TURD THAT OUR CIVILIZATION SHOULD HAVE FLUSHED LONG AGO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLETON WALK'S A PATH THROUGH A MEADOW AND IT SAY'S "THANK YOU A.I FOR MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A GENIOUS, READS AT 8TH GRADE LEVEL WITHOUT AI SUMMARY, WOW ADMIN IS CORRECT OVER 30% OF TIME, DASHAREZ0NE ADMIN WRITES THERE EMAILS BY HAND WOW" - NOW THAT EVERYONES CONVINCED THEIR SELVES THAT CHAT BOTS ARE AMAZING ITS MAKIN ME LOOK MUCH MORE CAPABLE BY COMPARISON, PLUS I NEVER JUMP IN FRONT OF SOMETHING YOUR WRITING AND ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT HELP , AND DA ONLY WATER I WASTE IS WHEN I LET DA SINK RUN A LITTLE BEFORE GETTIN A CUP OF WATER "DA COLD WATER TRICK" IF YOUR GETTIN DA STUFF THATS BEEN SITTIN IN DA FAUCET ALL DAY YOUR FUCKEN UP! LET IT RIP DOWN THE DAMB DRAIN CAUSE THOSE PIPES ARE PROBLY THIRSTY TOO!!!! YOU COULD GO OUT RIGHT NOW AND THROW 100 PLASTIC BAGS IN YOUR YARD AND ITS MORE ECO THEN USIN A CHAT BOT TO WRITE AN EMAIL TO YOUR BOSS, AND THEN YOUR BOSS USING THE CHAT BOT TO READ THE EMAIL AND GIVE THEM A SUMMARY, AND THEM SAYING "WRITE MEAN EMAIL TO EMPLOYEE MAKE THEM DO MORE WORK" AND SENDING YOU WHAT DA CHAT BOT SPIT'S OUT!!!! NOBODY WANT'S THIS SHIT WHO CAN ALREADY DO THERE FUCKEN JOB!!! ITS ONLY THE WORST PEOPLE U KNOW WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH IT, JUST LIKE TESLA CAR'S OR BIT COINS OR ANY OTHER SOCIETAL TURD THAT OUR CIVILIZATION SHOULD HAVE FLUSHED LONG AGO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THANK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

29.05.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 452    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Pray to the little golden British menace and receive balls of blue.

Pray to the little golden British menace and receive balls of blue.

Sounds enticingโ€ฆ

23.05.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bea is taller and dotes over him
#FF9 #FFIX #finalfantasyix #finalfantasy9

17.10.2024 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 231    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
a screenshot of a miiverse post in the super metroid community. user PaulyU posted a screenshot of the mother brain fight where the baby metroid is brain sucking her and captioned it "jellyfish is helping yes"

a screenshot of a miiverse post in the super metroid community. user PaulyU posted a screenshot of the mother brain fight where the baby metroid is brain sucking her and captioned it "jellyfish is helping yes"

every time i summon the jellyfish to help me in elden ring i just think of this

14.05.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 569    ๐Ÿ” 223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No problem!

14.05.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, 8642

14.05.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can trade you one whenever now. Just tell me when you're ready.

14.05.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah the characters are horrible looking now. lol

14.05.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May as well, the elite move it learned wasnโ€™t even good apparently.

14.05.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends where youโ€™d like to have it! I can give you one in Go if you want it in that game, or in Scarlet/Violet if you want it there. Once theyโ€™re moved from Go, you canโ€™t move them back, so the choice is yours! Also yes, that is quite the Alcremie collection. The perfect one is in good hands!

14.05.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know what crazy luck I was having, but I ended up with 9 total, 3 of which were 3 star.

14.05.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha donโ€™t worry about that! I have a ton and itโ€™s one of your favorites, so I was completely fine giving it to you. Bravo just loves to meme on us for it. Anyway, just give me a time youโ€™re available and Iโ€™ll trade you one of the pink pawmi!

13.05.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, thatโ€™ll give me time to transfer them.

12.05.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure, give me a timeframe of when youโ€™ll be available this week and Iโ€™ll give you one!

12.05.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me either, today was a Pokemon Go community day for Pawmi and I got like 8 total shinies. Given that itโ€™s pink, I immediately thought you should have one of my spares.

12.05.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You want one too?

12.05.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@krile.bsky.social if you want a pink pawmi, I got spares!

11.05.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWas clothed when I started!โ€

11.05.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed, fuck wireless and Bluetooth.

28.04.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump cabinet meeting.

26.04.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A SKALATON TRYEN TO LISTEN TO THERE COLLECTON OF 128K MP3S THEY HAD SINCE DA YEAR 2000, AND THERE NOT ABOUT TO PAY SOME RICH A$$H0LE TO STREAM IT BACK TO THEM, AND THE STREAM VERSON SOUNDS WORSE THEN MP3S SOMEHOW, WHICH DOSENT EVEN MAKE SENSE, SO WHY AM I PAYING FOR IT, AND DA TEXT SAY'S "I HATE LIVING IN INTERESTING TIMES I WANT TO LIVE IN BORING TIMES I WANT TO LISTEN TO DA SAME MUSIC MY WHOLE LIFE I DONT WANT TO PAY A SWEDISH BILONAIRE FOR A SUBSCRIPTON TO THE SAME ALBUMN'S I ALREADY OWN " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKALATON TRYEN TO LISTEN TO THERE COLLECTON OF 128K MP3S THEY HAD SINCE DA YEAR 2000, AND THERE NOT ABOUT TO PAY SOME RICH A$$H0LE TO STREAM IT BACK TO THEM, AND THE STREAM VERSON SOUNDS WORSE THEN MP3S SOMEHOW, WHICH DOSENT EVEN MAKE SENSE, SO WHY AM I PAYING FOR IT, AND DA TEXT SAY'S "I HATE LIVING IN INTERESTING TIMES I WANT TO LIVE IN BORING TIMES I WANT TO LISTEN TO DA SAME MUSIC MY WHOLE LIFE I DONT WANT TO PAY A SWEDISH BILONAIRE FOR A SUBSCRIPTON TO THE SAME ALBUMN'S I ALREADY OWN " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

GO TOO HELL SPOTTIFY - dashare.zone ADMIN

06.08.2024 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 422    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Still a favorite.

29.01.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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