shitpost.gov 🥞

We replaced joy with efficiency and it's been all down hill since then.

oh yeah, no definitely, that was on verbruggen.

you cannot make up a better villian

All this is to say: I'm very proud of what I did!

I could have gotten a state legislator position in some states!

it's so funny because my platform wasn't like, revolutionary by any stretch, it was 'hey, maybe we should invest our time in other community based tooling to solve our housing crisis instead of running to the banks'.

my wife woke up this morning, looked at me, and was like 'oh, y'know, 2700 people voted for a communist, so there's that'

i literally just spent an hour and a half writing a macro to manage my argocd namespaced deployments and my life feels lighter and more free. finally giving it the time of day feels amazing.

2700 people voted for me and my fiscally responsible, legal, but pretty anti-billionaire platform... so that's wild.

It's so weird to have people come up to you and say I voted for you that you've never met before.

I feel like I'm giving people hope that we can have a better world. And that means a lot to me.

Also, no one wants to be a treasurer

I'm sorry! I have a life.

There's nothing quite like the immense Rush of filing your campaign finances a half hour before deadline

Thanks Dave and Dave

I mean, aren't we all in some way or another 🫥

i would accept a block out of punishment for that i'm so sorry

you're half way there

Fun shower thoughts for your perusal:

Y'all remember when RWNJ's were whinging about FEMA concentration camps.

They were so, so very close to getting it. It just wasn't FEMA, it was ICE, which is ALSO under DHS. Which, just, of course it is.

I have half a cookbook I've developed about this fusion. I now have to go so badly before it dies.

No!

Absolutely continuing the trend of getting a little tipsy and all sorts of new ways to create nonsense in my love for Indian and Italian fusion cuisine.

how do you counteract the most sophisticated propaganda campaign in world history?

Ha ha ha emailing it one of my favorite artists agent who lives in town and seeing if they'd be willing to collab on political stuff is just not how I thought I'd be spending my Monday.

More like poor ol lars.

Automobiles become weapons for anti-ICE protesters For activists looking to hinder ICE arrests, motor vehicles have become the tool of choice.

As MAGA apparatchiks like this push the lie that ICE protestors use cars as "weapons," remember rightwingers have been attacking protestors with their cars since Charlottesville, and that many GOP state laws encourage them to do so.

www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/ja...

Something something the problem is still capitalism

Because both sides are right and wrong. Having profit motive be the only reason for development hasn't worked either.

I'm here to make the public developer dream come truuuue

What iffffff there was a thirrrrdddd waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...

Socialist yimbys kind of freaked me out because they've bought into the idea of supply-side economics but for housing.