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Jive XXL

@jivexxl.bsky.social

Come with me if you want to live

343 Followers  |  258 Following  |  576 Posts  |  Joined: 28.05.2023  |  2.1112

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02.12.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

congrats!

31.07.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol, whats Mario gonna do without his precious swimming goggles?

27.07.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

uni no! capitalism is a failed experiment!

22.07.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you'll shoot your eye out kid

20.07.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the magical life of an A-lister

20.07.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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you're gonna wanna see this

18.07.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 15747    πŸ” 3587    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 44

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!

*unless they’re a Muslim and / or one centimeter to the left of Amy Klobuchar

29.06.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 910    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

i been scarcely on bec of life problems and mental chillness. trying to post more though. hope you are doing well my friend

29.06.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

with great power comes great responsibility...

28.06.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

keep dreaming you have a beautiful mind

27.06.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

didnt they used to come with a pair of earbuds?

27.06.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you should have a rockabilly hairdo and do that type of dancing where you swing the lady around like you're being attacked by bees

25.06.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

baby come back

25.06.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

language is a disease

25.06.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i dont rank raw okra (am i doing it right, is this thing on)

25.06.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

free luigi

24.06.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one thing you can do if you still have a twitter acct is tell Stephen Colbert to go fuck himself.

24.06.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

decryptid

24.06.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i would simply tip my fedora, issue a polite "no thank you sir." and move on.

24.06.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

even when they lose there are never any consequences. they are just like "oh well, im still rich" and then they make a crude masturbation gesture and laugh. it all a big joke to them sammy

23.06.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the shitlibs always win. 😞

23.06.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have insomnia(4th day), what are some movies/music that would absolutely anesthetise me?

23.06.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no more youtube roblox videos. its time to lay down the law.

23.06.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

save him, wont you?

23.06.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you cant just shoot the ghosts fredo.. unless...

23.06.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

take care, they will only disappoint you in the end...

23.06.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.06.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks

23.06.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GWAR liked one of my tweets? sorry im not famous on the internet im just a normal person

23.06.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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