Can we please stop putting eggs on pizza it doesnβt belong and they are expensive
01.03.2025 07:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@tsmith678.bsky.social
Can we please stop putting eggs on pizza it doesnβt belong and they are expensive
01.03.2025 07:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Plot twist: BlueSky engineers hacked into Elonβs robot suit to performing nazi salute to get more traffic sent to their site. When they reviewed the code it turned out they forgot to execute it.
28.01.2025 18:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are we finally all migrating here after Elon confirmed what everyone knew?
23.01.2025 14:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm here to start my porn career as Thomas Stiff @brazzersofficial.bsky.social Iβm ready where do I sign
15.12.2024 22:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Free bleeding but instead of a menstrual cycle itβs really just me cutting my head while shaving and not putting a little piece of toilet paper on it you feel me
14.12.2024 19:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm calling 2024 the year of βrediscovered Tomβ and rediscovered Tom is apparently developing the unhealthy quality of professional sports actually upsetting me but Juan Soto signing to the NYM straight ruined my day before I even woke up.
09.12.2024 14:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I came here to smoke weed and write riffs. Thatβs it.
29.11.2024 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Superpower: slow down time/enter hyper speed
Stupidpower: The ability to turn anything into a Reeseβs branded product of any variety [Iβm terrified the gas station near my apartment stopped carrying Stix and I am willing to go on a hunger strike for this (mostly bc Iβll be hungry w/o Reeseβs Stix)]
Can you imagine how crisp
26.11.2024 05:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 02020 will live on in these meme and this meme only.
19.11.2024 19:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blegh
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