Man in the Moon

6’4 at my desk sitting criss cross applesauce don’t fuck with me

a man is working on a machine with a lot of wires ALT: a man is working on a machine with a lot of wires

I have so much control on this app I feel like

This is the bat signal for cheapie24 Hot Take Mondays

Very unserious people

He was a skeeter boy 😃
She said “See you later, boy” 😔

“You came across my skyline” sound like some romantic shit lmao

Arguing with me about threat vectors in a merge review… My brother in Christ you wanted to introduce a vulnerability!!!

Every time you skeet an angel gets its wings

Bilbo lies in bed with his big head tucked into his upturned paws as if pressing them into his face. He groans "oaghhe"

oaghhe

I’m over here coughing up shit I got fluid in my chest I’m pneumonia as fuck boiiiii

Locked in 🤝

She exceeds on my rate limit till I wait a few moments then try again

Biscuit is beautiful

She said skeet I said how high

A good way to make sure your kids aren’t bullied in middle school is have them start smoking cigarettes. Other kids will find it super cool and they’ll make lots of friends.

I love watching AI hypebeasts try to articulate the future

Creating a whole new personality for Bluesky, like a kid going off to college at a school where they don’t know anyone, surely if he acts cool, no one will know he was a massive loser at his old social network.

@mrsgrandpa.bsky.social balls

Ice spice spelled backwards is ice spice 🤯🤯🤯

ChatGPT is outside my front door with a gun

Is kill yourself allowed

Remember don’t skeet and skeet

We made it

Whattup I fucking love mayo