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Sorry you can only get 2 out of 3🤔

07.03.2026 09:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Igår fick jag tid att bygga vidare på mitt digitala kärleksbarn "De Flygande Drönarmobilerna"

Jag är inget ess på Android Studio mm, men de navigerar utan GNSS och flyger i svärm.
De kör fusion av sensorer.

Så det är bara att silvertejpa gamla Samsung och Pixels på drönare och gasa

Pray fo me

06.03.2026 06:27 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

(Forgive me compiler, for I have sinned and used AI for that one👀)

06.03.2026 06:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as we forgive those who race-condition against us.

And lead us not into interface{} temptation,
but deliver us from unsafe.Pointer.

For thine is the blazing fast startup,
the tiny footprint,
and the glorious dead-code elimination,
for ever and ever.

Gofmt.

06.03.2026 06:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Anything particular you want in the prayers?

Our Go compiler, which art in fast binaries,
hallowed be thy escape analysis.

Thy type safety come,
thy strict checks be done,
in main as they are in tinygo.

Give us this day our daily goroutine,
and forgive us our nil pointer dereferences

06.03.2026 06:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Its just a regular Warning Attack Raid. WAR for short

06.03.2026 06:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‼️PUTIN: TRUMP DID NOT WANT WAR WITH IRAN‼️

UNFORTUNATELY HE WAS BLACKMAILED INTO IT BECAUSE HE IS A PEDO AND WE GOT IT ON VIDEO

VERY SAD INDEED

04.03.2026 16:26 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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04.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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04.03.2026 17:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a seal with the words he was forced to accept the blackmail on it ALT: a seal with the words he was forced to accept the blackmail on it

‼️PUTIN: TRUMP DID NOT WANT WAR WITH IRAN‼️

UNFORTUNATELY HE WAS BLACKMAILED INTO IT BECAUSE HE IS A PEDO AND WE GOT IT ON VIDEO

VERY SAD INDEED

04.03.2026 16:26 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
https://t.me/United24media/40257

https://t.me/United24media/40257

🇬🇧🇺🇦 Former #British Prime Minister #RishiSunak has become President #Zelenskyy ’s economic recovery advisor.

He will hold an unpaid position as an advisor to Zelenskyy’s International Advisory Council on #Ukraine ’s Economic Recovery

“The West needs a strong Ukraine,and a strong Ukraine needs

1-3

27.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

👀

24.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‼️CONGRATS RUSSIAN ARMY‼️

ON SILVER MEDAL IN SPECIAL OLYMPIC MILITARY OPERATION

SEE YOU AGAIN IN ANOTHER 4 YEARS🫡

24.02.2026 08:11 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Stockholm as a result of the tragedy of NATO occupation.

Vuhledar after the joy Russian liberation.

24.02.2026 11:13 — 👍 936    🔁 195    💬 6    📌 3

Sexy milf🥰

24.02.2026 14:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Next time we hope to improve🥰🥰 But silver is actually not that bad👍

24.02.2026 08:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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‼️CONGRATS RUSSIAN ARMY‼️

ON SILVER MEDAL IN SPECIAL OLYMPIC MILITARY OPERATION

SEE YOU AGAIN IN ANOTHER 4 YEARS🫡

24.02.2026 08:11 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Thursday isn’t slow on the Zaporizhzhia front.
$48 from 33%. Replacement truck needed. Urgency is real.

Goal🎯: 500 000 ₴ (~11746$)
Progress: 162 870(~3762$)

PayPal: PayPal.me/loislanefella ( in comments “1336” please)

send.monobank.ua/jar/5vHPeJR5hB

19.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 8    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 2

I have no idea. Havent seen that.

17.02.2026 06:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

John McCain was right. And he never changed

14.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I will steal this picture

08.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‼️RUSSIA CONDEMNS EPSTEIN‼️

TO BE PRECISE, WE CONDEMN RELEASING EPSTEIN FILES WITHOUT CONSULTING WITH INFORMATION OWNER AT FSB

THIS IS AGAINST OUR POLICY AND WILL BE INVESTIGATED

07.02.2026 12:52 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Mossad is just FSB with bad neighbours

07.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‼️RUSSIA CONDEMNS EPSTEIN‼️

TO BE PRECISE, WE CONDEMN RELEASING EPSTEIN FILES WITHOUT CONSULTING WITH INFORMATION OWNER AT FSB

THIS IS AGAINST OUR POLICY AND WILL BE INVESTIGATED

07.02.2026 12:52 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Alla som denna vecka ger valfri summa till Slava Ukraini Sveriges Swish 123 3673 225 med meddelandemärkning antingen "Pokrovsk" (går till målarinnan) eller ”snabbare än Migrationsverket” (går till nyfödda 🇺🇦🇸🇪 barnets familj) deltar i utlottning av manspread-målningen.

Swisha järnet via 1233673225! 🎉

29.01.2026 06:43 — 👍 14    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

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🚨SECURITY RISK🚨

🚀REPOST🚀

Planet🌏Anthro @planet_anthro on Xitter has been hijacked by a scammer. 🤬

I’m locked out of my account there. Can’t retrieve it. 😭

It is DMing extortion attempts!!! 😡

DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS IN DMS‼️

DO NOT ENGAGE‼️

29.01.2026 07:15 — 👍 30    🔁 22    💬 5    📌 2

Sweden has the same problem

28.01.2026 12:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have trained american comrades good🫡

28.01.2026 12:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I have trained american comrades good🫡

28.01.2026 12:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0