Ben Joseph

“Using Final Draft at 125% magnification really helps me focus on the words, that’s why I use it” the 41-year-old man lied to himself.

Not loving Instagram’s idea of my needs right now

This is more embarrassing than just lying.

Oh my god

Usually the “Marvel does [prestige genre]” pitches are kind of embarrassing but dang Marvel did a Midnight Cowboy

Also a great time for shows committing the cardinal sin of the mid-season momentum-killing flashback episode

Knight of the 7 Kingdoms: The Dunk n’ Egg Adventure Hour, also good! Great time for shows about one bigger guy and one smaller guy.

This Weeks Onion Magazine: Onion Weekender 'It's My Hand' Muppet Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life

Wonder Man is great. I’m biased because (the first episode at least) is mostly set in Highland Park and I was doing the Leo point the entire time. But it’s good!

Just stopped work to called my Senators again.

Spineless! Embarrassing!

Fun fact.

SO CAN WE GET SOME MORE GREENLIGHTS?!?!

Mood in minneapolis right now

“You a little bit sleepy” now accompanied by a direct point at my eye bags

Also brutal this week, “do you want this” after pulling a drawstring entirely out of my hoodie.

Toddler just dropped a “you look tired daddy” after waking up three times last night, devastating, a kill-shot.

A New York Times video analysis of an ICE agent’s fatal shooting of a woman in Minneapolis contradicts the Trump administration’s account. Watch our investigation here. nyti.ms/4sEdp2r

Thanks for the update. Any plans to do something about it?

When I was in elementary school a teacher told me OJ was innocent because "with PhotoShop I could make that glove any size I wanted" and I sometimes wonder how she's doing in the age of AI

Always surprised when I remember Chris Hemsworth and I are basically the same age and species.

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Very grateful to Chad for giving me a chance to do my favorite thing in the world, Scream About X-men for 90 Minutes.

YouTube video by Svna The Lonely Island - Equal Rights [FULL] (Deleted scene from Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)

Just realized I have for some time been remembering “I’m not gay but if I was I’d want equal rights” as actual Macklmore lyrics m.youtube.com/watch?v=QS9h...

It’s me I’m annoying

Apple king of making shows to torture annoying people who ask “wait but how does this actually work”

It is impossible to have a mass movement without cringe, because the masses are cringe. You have to not think you’re better than everyone else to be a part of a mass movement. Cool is inherently exclusionary, you can’t win mass politics with cool.

NYCC ’25: TALES OF THE TMNT Season 2 trailer released The trailer reveals the MUTANT MAYHEM continuation will return this December, and coincides with a new WORLD OF TMNT website.

Paramount has released the trailer for TALES OF THE TMNT season 2, and launched a new TMNT website at NYCC.

DS9 king of episode descriptions containing “horny” and “terrorist”

YOU - “Our lives are very different from each other.”

JOYCE MESSIER - “No doubt -- but we share the same time and position on the planet's crust. That counts for more than you'd think.”