Teal 📗✨

me wen i use my brain haha

Finally watched the halftime show this morning and started crying (in a good way) so now I'm sitting at the office and sleepy. Lay out three chairs for me so I can take a nap pls

My love for soup is haunting the narrative

When you make a comfy little place for your animal friend to sleep and they curl up in it and sleep and are comfy . That is the meaning of life actually i think

To the girl who keeps spraying perfume while sitting at her desk 3 feet away from me: I'm going to end you.

It's ya boy back with another solstice tarot reading! Past 6 months have been... Whew. A fucking struggle, huh? But we've got a spark in us that if we hold onto now and cultivate, could lead to a positive and intense change in the coming year. Hold on to hope, my good bitch!!

Pros of being in office: pretty focused, get to see work friends, get out of the house
Cons of being in office: Everyone,, shut the hell your mouths

A drawing of Mr Crawling from the game Homicipher in a maid dress, which he wore in the latest café promotion. It's a traditional style maid dress with a long black dress and white apron and frilly headband. Mr Crawling is a large man with grey skin, and extremely long black hair that covers his eyes. He is making peace signs with both hands. The text is in the game language, reading "Hello you! Me cute? You like?"

A close-up of the first image.

They're doing a character café four days after I leave Japan, so I'm coping—

[ #art #homicipher #homicipher_art #文字化化 #文字化化_art #fanart #mrcrawling ]

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Anything to confess? #art #halloween

A hand holding a bead embroidery with a tiny sword, flail, spikes and other various beads. The text reads "this email could have been a duel | fight me"

En garde 🤺

#embroidery

DEEP SIGH

Loving the LOTR movies is so funny sometimes. Like hm, I have a bunch of crafts to do and need something to watch that I am both familiar with that is still engaging enough to keep me entertained for at least 3 hours. What could I possibly use

Wanted to paint this dog

Was it the ineffable je ne sais quoi of my demeanor that marked me as an artist or was it the one hand clutching fake flowers and craft paint while the other fondled acrylic brushes. We'll never know

Never felt more like an art major than today when an elderly gentleman wandered into the aisle I was in at Michaels, looked at me, and asked where the charcoal was. I found it and gave him advice on the different types too

Oh I feel that lol it's hard! Especially when there's so many stories of people being absolutely awful to artists for their process times. But even with all of that, I think you'll have a lot of fun with it, and make a lot of people very happy with your work! Also. Eat Them lol

As a fellow slow artist, my official advice is this: Eat Them. If they can't wait for your beautiful art, then they don't deserve it 💖

Trying to tell people that maybe you're too stupid or not good enough to do something can be so hard because they'll try to be nice

A mostly black tortoiseshell kitten on a curved scratcher on a hardwood floor. There is a dorayaki-shaped cat toy and the corner of a green carpet in frame.

あのさ…!! 僕は生後5ヶ月ですよ!! Mama said I can be on the internet now, since I am old enough!

はじめまして!! もちです! It’s nice to meet you, I’m Mochi! Let’s get along! よろしく~

#cats #catsky #petsky #mochi

Cat tax

I've taken more pictures of the cats today than for the bachelorette party I went to yesterday and I feel like this really highlights who I am as a person

getting honked at while i'm out for a walk or run is just so funny. like hello white hatchback, i see you have tinted windows. goodbye. what was the point of that interaction

a poorly drawn cat with a bite mark taken out of its head. the text above and below it reads: “do you have any ibuprofen”

help

Phenomenal exchange with coworker about metal bands we listen to
Me: yeah I love Bloodywood, highly recommend
Him: aww Bloodywood, like Bollywood, that's so funny
Me: it is but it's so great. Do you have any you would recommend?
Him: We Butter The Bread With Butter
Me: ...sir......

i will love and defend pigeons until the day i die

Art of a crow with a wine glass and a cake with the caption "The contents of this week require the Big Treat" 😭

Relatable.

Oh nice!! I saw the announcement about being able to top off on PC, but wasn't sure about mobile. Thank you for letting me know 😊

I believe you can now, actually! I can finally top off on PC, but I'm not sure about other devices. Would have been great if they were more transparent about all of those changes lol