brainrot person

a man in a tuxedo with a mask on his face Alt: Duke Nukem edited as a clapping man from Citizen Kane. Infamously, Duke Nukem Forever was announced 14 years before its eventual release.

14 years...

Like it just tastes like misty evergreen forest aaaa

Just made a stew with yellowfoot mushrooms and I think it’s the closest Scandinavians have to pumpkin pie when it comes to autumn vibes

My pure bred cat has less info

Like imagine writing these words about a complete stranger? What compels you to write this?

Love reading IMDB trivia about actors
"On mother's side they're half Irish, quarter German and polish"

Anyway wake me up when they use Big Boss or something

Anyone who remembers Halo as being more than "shote aljen" is not in the target audience, and pointing it out is South Park levels of social commentary

Seeing cries of hypocrisy around the White House using imagery of Halo is making me so tired man

What is even a viable place to do this sort of thing nowadays?
Places like Medium sends shivers up my spine... Maybe the answer is to self host...

I've written short reviews of games lately and I've been enjoying writing a lot. I don't mind that no one will read what I write but putting stuff somewhere public gets me nervous in all the right ways

I'm thinking of starting a blog to put my thoughts somewhere

Lmao they didd

Eurogamer posting White House-tier slop... What a sentence

The hell is up with the video lol

Omg Lifeforce (1985) light be my favourite Video Nasty yet

Learning english more by reading rather than speaking has interesting effects mb

Long jevity? Bolona? I do not understand anything anymore...

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"Remember login?" has tricked me for the very last time… Have at thee!

when I worked at Frye's, their metrics were based on how many Norton subs they sold. to the point they had us essentially giving them away. conning customers into adding Norton they didn't want to purchases that made us no money

anyway, time is a flat circle

I've been fighting Zote and I'm salty...

And the iframes for a dark dash doesn't match the animation so if you're just a tiny bit off you take damage

The platforming is in general SUPER TIGHT but the input doesn't account for holding down B milliseconds too early after landing so you're wasting half a second on waiting for a heal NOT to trigger

Like it's such a polished experience but then there are these small small things that just stick out more

Why do boss fights have arenas that are 20% too big for the screen? Why does focus not work of you trigger it one frame before you're allowed to?

I played Hollow Knight as prep for Silksong. And now I'm replaying Hollow Knight. It's great but I don't think I was ever this frustrated playing DS2

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Inte för att förminska, men lite same same?

European here: this is abnormal behaviour