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"I'm just here so I don't get fined." #BillsMafia

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a person is petting a cartoon character 's head and says good boy . Alt: a person is petting a cartoon character 's head and says good boy .

I can do that

08.03.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On this International Women's Day, I blocked someone for incessant messaging (to my standards anyway).
I DONT talk to ANYONE every day. Unless we are dating, its unnecessary. Dang.

08.03.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Then I cant help you πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

08.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can tell you some stories of life experience. You might enjoy those (and honestly, might not fall asleep). Not to brag, but people love my stories (ok. Im bragging).

08.03.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For this year’s International Women’s Day, let me put it as simply as possible: Men should be glad we want equality β€” not revenge.

08.03.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1512    πŸ” 345    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 24

Id love this one too!

08.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy international women's day. Pay it forward by leaving them alone, they don't want to see your boner or hear you call them girlie.

08.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drop something BLUE

08.03.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

You know its just easier to close the toilet lid so the shit particles dont fly all over the brush, right?

08.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I did a crunch today...

It was a NestlΓ©...

08.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

International Women, the favoured women of Mr. Worldwide

08.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?

08.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

on international women’s day we should be able to kick two men in the balls with no questions asked

08.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person is covering their face with their hands and says `` happy fantastic birthday ! '' Alt: a person is covering their face with their hands and says `` happy fantastic birthday ! ''

Happy birthday @alldolledup44.bsky.social! I hope you have an amazing day!

08.03.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says that 's how you do it while holding a microphone Alt: a man says that 's how you do it while holding a microphone
08.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*from ocean. FUCK!

Give us a fucking edit button!

08.03.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*picks up old bottle from open, reads nessage*

Im trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

08.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy International Women’s 23 Hours.

Get used to earning less than your male counterparts, sweetheart. Now smile dammit, you are so much prettier when you smile.

08.03.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

international women’s day so it’s MY turn to leave wet towels on the floor

08.03.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

one less hour on international women’s day for me to be wrong about something

08.03.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12790    πŸ” 3998    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 40
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a man in a red shirt is asking how you doin Alt: a man in a red shirt is asking how you doin
08.03.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let us know how many people you have to block because of this post (or how many block you). πŸ˜†

08.03.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can tell because the US took an hour away from it

08.03.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy international women’s day to all the women! I look forward to dancing naked under the moonlight with you tonight

08.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

me: what the fuck?

the fuck: I didn’t say anything

08.03.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a poster for international women 's day shows a group of people Alt: a poster for international women 's day shows a group of people

We can do it all, and get treated not even second class, but no class. Today is for all of us women to be recognized and Im proud to be a strong woman. And men, if youre too fragile to celebrate even one day for/with us, take a long walk off of a short pier. We are picking the bear anyway 🐻

08.03.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

No matter what your religion is, your height, weight, what you wear, your sexuality, skin colour or your job title, you are & always will be a strong, powerful woman. Don’t let anyone tell you differently πŸ’œ

#InternationalWomensDay

08.03.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Oven clock, we meet again.

08.03.2026 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 876    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9