Tylentifa

Abandoned piece of hard candy, possibly Werthers seen in flower bed at corporate office.

The rare sight of grandma scat in a pile of mulch.

#boston #usa

#BillsMafia
Imagine....
We bring back timeless classics for our final season at the Ralph (yes, the Ralph). We relive eras.
We go to the Super Bowl......
To lose (wide right).
That, my friends, is the legacy.

I think its funny everyone tags you on a fart skeet 😆

💙💙

Still from a video game. I don't remember the title. it's something where you roleplay as a man falling in love with a giant fish? Or something? Anyway, this is a drawing of a giant goldfish laying on top of a shirtless, bearded man. The text says "Glub glub, he whispers."

they added me to the group chat and all i sent was this

Happy birthday to the greatest to ever post obsessively about farts @twosense.bsky.social

That person doesn't even follow me. 🤣 But they went out of their way to try to sound like they are a better person.
Epic fail.

Introvert problems:

Wanting to be invited, but not wanting to go anywhere. Being lonely at home, but not wanting anyone in your space unless you really like them. And even if you really like them, you want them to go home soon.

FUCK YEAH!!!

This person seems fun 🙄

Brittany must have laid out his clothes the night before.

The Mannings got some heads on them. Undeniable.

You’re a “content creator?” Well, today I was a “grocery shopper” but you don’t see me adding it to my bio

Weirdos, I tell ya.

This is my last go around with social media, so if you all bail, well...bye.

I ain't saving your skeet

Heads up there’s an ICE checkpoint in Harlem right now apparently

When are they gunna tackle that turning signal issue?

A what? Lol

it 's time to muting people with a picture of a man holding a fire . Alt: it 's time to muting people with a picture of a man holding a fire .

Aggressively muting Monday!

Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.

a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .

SMELL IT?!?!

Happy anniversary! 💙 🥳

They're a peanut butter cup with cookie pieces and white chocolate topping (you cant taste that, thank god). SO good

Downsized to a smaller house. Found a mouse and, one day, humanely caught it. He was so cute. I ended up feeding and then freeing him. Now he pops up at least once a day to politely ask for food, and he trusts me enough to stroke him too. I named him Jerry, of course.

The holiday ones are definitely the best!
Have you tried the oreo reeces? *chefs kiss*