This cannot be real! 🤣🤣
04.03.2026 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0This cannot be real! 🤣🤣
04.03.2026 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0🤔
04.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You mean its not?? Well, shit
04.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy birthday @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social !! If I could make the 4 hour drive to Pitt in an hour, I'd come bowling (or if it was a weekend). Enjoy your day!
04.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"What is that smell," "why does that look like that," and other things that should not be asked when you live alone.
04.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 24 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1
EAT A DICK, WEATHERMAN STEVE!!!
04.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 29 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0Operation Fluffy Puppies
04.03.2026 01:29 — 👍 25 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0folding my draft into an airplane and crashing it into the side of my trash bin
03.03.2026 17:52 — 👍 93 🔁 28 💬 7 📌 0And then our boss talked about work-life balance, and we laughed and laughed and laughed
04.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 68 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0My goal is for someone to say this same thing about me one day
04.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You know, Ducky is a bird. Just sayin.
04.03.2026 02:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🤣🤣
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Once in High School I wasn't sure what the right answer was on a math test so I wrote down two answers. The math teacher told me to rub one out.
That was the first time I got suspended.
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04.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, I think today's personal shout out is to @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social . It seems like she has had a bad day (i mean, i would do if a bird flew into my face), so I hope a little personal note makes it a teeny bit better. Putting it into the universe your week gets better. 🌌
04.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0I think all Chads are a piece of shit. Never met a good one.
04.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🤭😂 I hope tomorrow is better
04.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I went to drop it off at UPS, dude at counter says "oh I know what that is." The box isn't like when you buy a sex toy and its plain wrapping. Everyone knows what's in that box 🤣
03.03.2026 23:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Hear me out: a cake you jump into.
03.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 206 🔁 77 💬 17 📌 6I dont mean to laugh, but this comment is funny shit. 🤣
03.03.2026 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Our little Gremlin Seven had a foster and it fell through so now he’s in trouble AGAIN #nycacc
He’s super social- sweet baby!
If ur on the East coast and can foster him - pls apply here nycacc.app/browse/247675
Pls REPOST SWEET SEVEN
Got some new equipment for my rowboat. They were having a sale. It was quite an OAR DEAL
03.03.2026 21:29 — 👍 210 🔁 25 💬 25 📌 1
Girl, I did that.
Words of advice? Proper ventilation.
