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ripley's don't believe it at all museum

(contains only hoaxes, urban legends, fakes, etc)

wild to think i've seen daisuke performed live WITH dai-chan even though people thought he was retired

i feel awful for doubting it, but i'm completely and entirely filled with filth and all of my relationships are a gigantic mess, because, and i'm not being paranoid when i say this, somehow, some way, everyone finds a way and/or justifies a reason to lie to me, at my own expense, on purpose

i hate that in the 9 years i've known him, i don't even know if the 3 times i've tried to get him help were real, because afaik he keeps it from everyone else, and i can't decide whether i am supposed to potentially violate privacy by asking mutual friends

tbh they have reason to lie to me too

stayed up all night trying to get a friend living in another country who may or may not have done something to harm himself a wellness check

if it was real, i hope i got the right address. if it was fake, i still hope i got the right address

i am so fucking tired

how do i get over the things she said and thinks

yeah

lego's greatest contribution to society is not as a toy but as humor. it is so fucking funny that they invented something that hurts that much to step on

"Assassin's Creed 3 is like the sixth or eigth game depending on how you count" - Funny

"Kingdom Hearts 3 is roughly the 13th game" - Extremely Funny

"Beatmania 3 is the 13th one but they never made beatmania 4 and instead made 32 sequels to beatmania 2, which is the fifth one" - True Masterwork

the distinction that modern chunithm has between world's end (probably artsy, technical, strange, or just a troll chart) and ultima (probably a normal chart, just an additional difficulty) is so good and ddr should follow suit and split their challenge charts in that way

i love seeing people who REALLY like one or two characters and draw/write/talk about hardly anything else. i love seeing the joy that gives some people

i know literally nothing about arknights but i am going to decide that rock itch is the in-universe equivalent of jock itch and if anyone ever asks me which one is my favorite, it's going to be this one because they have rock itch jock itch

#東方project
フランドール

pounded by the pound

philly cheesesteaks but philly refers to the philippines

insert section on why 鳳 is not like ACE FOR ACES because nobody passed it under the original conditions

EmpLemon video entitled "there will Never Ever be another DanceDanceRevolution ENCORE EXTRA STAGE like ACE FOR ACES"

there's only one bad track on OVER 200 and i will not tell you which one i think it is

YouTube video by r-906 パノプティコン / 初音ミク

all of their tracks are bangers frfr youtube.com/watch?v=_-Vd...

パノプティコン / Panopticon

people weren't excited?

i like the abstract nature of the original series, but i will agree it is not a perfect series, and not everything it wants to say is always communicated most effectively.

i'd love to see a new au or a revitalization of the original without the budget issues

the people who made simply love should make an additional title screen skin "simply loss" with the stupid loss line diagram as the background image

i enjoy wearing fem clothes, i enjoy wearing masc clothes, but regardless of how fem or how masc, it always feels like i'm cosplaying a woman, cosplaying a man.

i love opening these things up so much. like hiii ps2. hiii lan adapter tray. hiiii tightest squeeze ever for literally anything that isn't the dead or dying ide drive. it's so cute and ridiculous that i can't hate it.

a picture of a Konami Python 2, which is composed of a literal, entire, retail PlayStation 2 console, case and all - exactly the same unit as you'd buy at a store. the PS2 is surrounded by some custom boards, and framed inside a metal box (meant to go inside an arcade cabinet). it looks ridiculously funny.

the Konami Python 2 will always be the peak of mid-2000s arcadejank to me

imagine being an arcade tech back then, and you finally receive the kit to upgrade your cab from DDR SuperNOVA to SuperNOVA 2, so you open the case to get at the disc drive, and you're met face-to-face with this:

Sonic is visiting Knuckles, who is lying in a hospital bed. Knuckles looks awful. He looks kind of dogshit. He's just lying there with his jaw hanging wide open with a cavernous black void within. His head is upturned, and you can only make out his left eye, which is narrow, squinting, nearly closed. Sonic is looking at him with a half-hearted wave, with deep concern and a certain emotional pain, like he's not surprised but uncomfortable with the situation nonetheless. Knuckles gloves are bandaged, and their spikes are distinctly missing. Dialogue reads: Sonic: "Hey Knux. How you holding up, buddy?" Knuckles: "furlington boat cactory" Sonic: "i'll miss ya, man."

i know what it really is but wifi pineapple sounds so delicious

Insider sources suggest that this is a specific issue with regards to the Sony music division. Another music industry L for the books.

dude where's my cat

+ people treat me, aligned with the things going on in the usa. it's about feeling like some of the questions people ask me, as a "token american" among europeans, are thinly veiled attempts to direct contempt at someone accessible. i'm just one person. i'm tired. i just want to exist.