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Brady Tkachuk and Thomas Chabot, wearing the Sens white away jerseys, stare at the officials as the four of them converse beside the boards.

Linus Ullmark stands in front of a river as the sun is just starting to set. He’s wearing a dark red shirt. The caption at the bottom says “Boy, I am excited.”

Picture of Linus Ullmark in front of a white background, from the shoulders up as he looks downwards. He’s wearing a grey hoodie that has a small Sens logo on the shoulder, but with the face replaced with his number 35. The caption at the bottom reads “I am a pure, sugary, sweet thing.”

Picture of Ullmark in the same pose as the first one, but zoomed in more. The caption at the bottom says “Ask my wife.”

Tweet from Brady Tkachuk: Happy birthday @JoshNorris10 Hope to play on the same team someday

Dominik Hašek sits on the steps in front of the Parliament Building in Ottawa, with his legs bent and spread apart. He’s wearing a red Sens jersey with the Senagoth logo over a black stripe; the red extends past the shoulders, and towards white and then black parts on the arms. The number 39 is in red on the white sections. He’s also wearing black pants and grey-ish laced shoes. The sky in the background is clear and light blue.

Tweet from TSN1200: Filip Gustavsson - When I'm stressed I can't get blood into my hand and I can't feel it. so I went to the bench and they got some heat on it and it was fine.

Screenshot from Jakob Chychrun’s instagram story, showing a bottle each of raw goat milk and raw milk, both behind a tub of raw butter and a bottle of coconut water. Regarding the text of my tweet, the bottle of raw milk has symbols on its label indicating there are no hormones, GMOs, or antibiotics; below that, there’s text reading “Not for human consumption.” In the bottom right corner is three exhaling emojis, and below that he tagged the supplier of all this stuff.

Joonas Korpisalo receives boo's in his welcome back on the screen. @FullPressNHL

Brady Tkachuk points toward the camera with a smirk as he walks to the right. He’s wearing a light blue unbuttoned-polo, dark striped pants with a belt, a beige jacket, brown leather shoes, blue socks, and a black beanie that’s loose at the top of his head. A building with white siding and large windows is in the background.

Brady Tkachuk stands in a locker room wearing a black Sens practice jersey; white goalie pads with gold, red, and black stripes on the inside, and a goalie helmet with the mask above his face. He’s standing in front of Anton Forsberg’s stall, with a goalie stick resting on the seat to the left. Various pieces of hockey equipment are on the shelf above his head and hanging behind him.

Close-up picture of Josh Norris as he holds two thumbs up, while he smiles with his teeth clenched. He’s wearing a red T-shirt and a backwards black baseball cap.

Someone wearing a disheveled Spartacat costume throws up a peace sign, while standing in the foyer of a house. The costume has a red Sens jersey with the old 3D logo, and black shorts.

Artem Zub stands by the bench at the CTC, with the ice rink and stands visible behind him. He’s wearing a grey T-shirt with a Sens logo, and the text “Sens In Session” in all-caps beneath it. The first two words are solid white, and the last one is outlined in white. He’s visible from the waist up, with his arms by his side. He has short wavy brown hair and a mustache and facial hair on his chin.

Tweet from Deadspin: “Let’s listen in on the Ottawa Senators radio broadcasters as they casually discuss Grindr in the middle of the third period.”

A cardboard square wrapped in red, metallic, candy cane-patterned wrapping paper sits upright on a table. Linus Ullmark is kneeling behind the table, with only his head and hands visible, as he looks through the “present.” The background is a white wall.

Colin White and Thomas Chabot stand in front of a scene from Jingle All the Way, with Arnold Schwarzenegger inside a toy store before Christmas. White is wearing a black hoodie, grey pants, a light grey beanie, and has his left arm up in front with a fist and his right arm behind him, with a piece of paper in his hand visible near his back. Chabot is wearing a black hoodie with “Senators” in red text, the Sens “O” logo underneath it on the right, and a 72 on his left shoulders, and a backwards black baseball cap. Both his arms are behind his back.

Shane Pinto stands in front of a grey background, holding out a white golf or ping pong ball to the viewer. He’s wearing an orange shirt with a grey stripe travelling from the right side of his neck across his left shoulder. The ball is unfocused in comparison to him.

Brady Tkachuk sits on a sofa on a porch outside. He’s wearing a white short-sleeved hoodie and grey shorts. He’s holding a glass of milk up towards the viewer.