@marshscarecrow.bsky.social
Gen-X’er with ZERO fucks left (from precious few to begin with.) I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish. If I offend you, and you’re not MAGA, you’re looking way too hard for something to take personally. Seriously: save it for the actual assholes. Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
Copperfield?
More like CopAFeel. 🤬
See? It’s not difficult. Pete gets it. Be like Pete.
Kegsbreath was fun the first three times I saw it. But I always knew there was something better.
Hagueseth.
That’s BRILLIANT. 😂💪🏼
Yeah. Let’s look back at all of his acts of peace and benevolence.
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
This is the man who has put every single one of us in *way over our heads* and painted a target on all of our backs.
Peace was never the plan.
He’s itching to nuke someone. Hopefully they explained how shortsighted that is when he still had enough of a brain to ingest the knowledge and make meaning of it.
Because I’m pretty sure there’s a deep well of people under him who would just LOVE to pull that trigger.
“OK Grok, or whatever your name is, who is the president that isn’t a full blooded American, and who isn’t white, who has told the most lies? (Let’s see you squirm outta THAT.)”
“According to genealogy records cross-referenced with people who present as not-white, Donald Trump, who is orange…”
It was totally chill.
I was invited by their keyboard player, but the rest of the band was really personable.
They were probably too tired to care who was in there as long as they were chill.
It was kinda like hanging out with the new people across the hall after they’ve moved in.
The guy who can make Boom-Boom in the potty and hardly EVER needs someone else to wipe him…
Having been invited, I once spent an hour before a concert at Baltimore’s Inner Harbor hanging out and shooting the shit with Jerhro Tull (except for Ian Anderson, who was calmly in and out in between checking on everything else.) And for the record: Martin Barre is the BEST human being ever. EVER.
Best cold-open to a film EVER.
“I MADE THIS POST ALL BY MYSELF WHILE I DID BOOM-BOOM ON THE POTTY! WHERE ARE MY FISHY CRACKERS?!? GET ME MY SIPPY CUP! WHY DOES JOE BIDEN NEVER REPLACE THE TOILET PAPER?!? SOMEBODY WIPE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!”
Now that he’s sucked the fun out of everything and run off anyone with a spine, he knows it’s safe for him to go for the all-you-can-eat Hamburders and endless fawning adoration.
“My story about Dear Leaders Greatest Accomplishments won the Trumpizur Prize! He’s just the best!”
“Ok, fine. NEXT!”
And let’s not talk about the presumption that we actually know what “God’s Plan” is…it is strange, though, how often BOTH sides say they’re fighting for “God’s Will.” Seems like they’d be on the same side…
Nothing says “America First” like hanging its own citizens out to dry.
Make
Abandoning
Americans
Great
Again
Oh look: inflation created another “A.”
THANKS, Joe Biden!!
Nothing says “stick around, this is gonna take awhile” like this Regime saying this won’t become an “endless war.”
It’s like “two weeks, tops” only way less definite.
Crafting a well written post, editing it, condensing for brevity, basking in the result, contemplating it all, and finally hitting “delete” because nobody fucking cares.
But FYI, WE are the frogs in the pot and it’s starting to feel REALLY HOT in here.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
No shit. It’s 8:17am ET as I write this. By 8:18am there will be 15 new stupid things to worry about…
Try being a voice actor…
There are way dumber ideas.
…I can’t think of any right now…but, surely there must be…
Classic illegal advertising scheme: bait and switch.
Oh look: another crime he’ll get away with because nobody has any balls.
“OK gang, this is an all-hands-on-deck scenario. This is a decision that scholars will talk about for centuries. Do we have everyone? Wait. Where’s Ted?”
“Where do you think?”
“Please tell me the Little Justice’s Room???”
“Nope. But I can tell you that it rhymes with ‘Cancun.’”
“In conclusion, good luck, and I hope a very large percentage of you make it back alive. Or with at least most of your limbs. Sorry for those that don’t. Especially the loss of limb people. But don’t worry, I will personally sponsor legislation to make legless freaks societal outcasts. Have fun!”
THIS.
“Me” has been very fundamentally changed since the Regime won* the election in 2024. I am still struggling to figure out what I am, but I can very clearly tell what I’m *not* anymore. So that’s been fun.
*did they, though..?
Keep it classy, Bobo.
“HALLO YOU NINE-ET NATIONS. I am Very Einstein and Donold gave me his gold Visa. Be smart is good. Be preety is better. Be reech is Best. Be Best. Tank your coming. Under your seat is Coupon for my movie for you to see. Buy two tickets get one. Good deal for me! Get education get a piece!”
