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@marshscarecrow.bsky.social

Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist. I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish. #Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool. DM = Unfollow or Block Also: I swear an awful lot. Ally πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸŒˆ βš₯

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14.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8374    πŸ” 3345    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 94

Here’s the press release:

β€œStephanie Miller walked straight into the dragon’s den and found it sleeping. Instead of taking what she wanted and leaving, she walked up, screamed β€˜EPSTEIN,’ spit in its eye, flipped it off, and moon-walked out of the cave saying β€˜You really ought to get out more.’”

14.11.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The party of β€œI know you are but what am I?” strikes again.

14.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever centered that clock on that wall needs to be FIRED.

14.11.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOK…ok…ok…not California, and Virginia is too close to DC. But we need a major distraction people and nobody is leaving this room until we get an answer we can all agree on: in order to make this go away, who can we BOMB??”

14.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many mixed feelings about this one.

14.11.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This literally moved me to tears.

My God how far we have fallen.

14.11.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That already happened in late November of 2020 and it was a GREAT day.

I would LOVE a repeat.

14.11.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLook man, I’m too cool for your β€˜logical questions’ an’ all β€˜at. My BOSS might be in there right now planning to ask US PATRIOTS to go get our guns β€˜cause it’s a REV-O-LOO-SHUN. Heh. Fake news gotta go. Which side you on, Logical Question Boy?”

14.11.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The trials should be made available EVERYWHERE: all the TV channels, all the social media, EVERYTHING.

You shouldn’t be able to go to a public restroom without being able to see the coverage.

Make examples of them ALL.

14.11.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s camouflage. They know all Trump will comprehend is the picture. Since we’re pretty sure he can cognitively recognize that the person in the photo isn’t him…he probably won’t be interested in that piece.

14.11.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God, can you imagine? That would be inhumane making someone share a cell with that.

β€œHer emails were nothing compared to mine. Mine were the best disgusting vile emails ever. And Epstein was a loser. His emails weren’t nearly as damning as mine…”

14.11.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They say that Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files and we should really be focusing on THAT.

14.11.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. They’re SUPPOSED to prop themselves up with corporate profits and keep the workforce intact to give the illusion that everything is hunky dory. But there’s no way they’re giving up that sweet cash, especially for an alleged pedo. So what’s a CEO to do? Bye-bye workers, hello new yacht!

14.11.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh Stephanie, WHY MUST YOU WIN ME OVER?!?

…almost as over as Trump is all over the Epstein Files.

14.11.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.

14.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 25979    πŸ” 8727    πŸ’¬ 866    πŸ“Œ 394

β€œIf releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency should end.”

13.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6358    πŸ” 1056    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 34

Resign. Now.

14.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AYFKM??

14.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWho’s going pay for the release of the Epstein Files?”

β€œVenezuela. Venezuela is going to pay.”

13.11.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Precisely.

13.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not needed. She admitted to the assault.

13.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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She’s lucky jail is all she got.

13.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now we’re going to see who those bottom feeders are more afraid of:

Trump, or US.

13.11.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is sending them.

In two weeks…

13.11.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Between them and MTG my 2025 Bingo card is toast. πŸ˜”

13.11.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t let Trump hear you say that. Next thing you know, β€œDemocrats want transcontinental for everybody…even the babies…”

13.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No lie detected. πŸ‘ŠπŸ»

13.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what she looks like?

Integrity and hope. πŸ’•

13.11.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The scariest part of this is not knowing how far they’re willing to go. But I suspect there’s very little not on the table.

13.11.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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