Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥

Classic illegal advertising scheme: bait and switch.

Oh look: another crime he’ll get away with because nobody has any balls.

“OK gang, this is an all-hands-on-deck scenario. This is a decision that scholars will talk about for centuries. Do we have everyone? Wait. Where’s Ted?”

“Where do you think?”

“Please tell me the Little Justice’s Room???”

“Nope. But I can tell you that it rhymes with ‘Cancun.’”

“In conclusion, good luck, and I hope a very large percentage of you make it back alive. Or with at least most of your limbs. Sorry for those that don’t. Especially the loss of limb people. But don’t worry, I will personally sponsor legislation to make legless freaks societal outcasts. Have fun!”

THIS.

“Me” has been very fundamentally changed since the Regime won* the election in 2024. I am still struggling to figure out what I am, but I can very clearly tell what I’m *not* anymore. So that’s been fun.

*did they, though..?

Keep it classy, Bobo.

FIRST ON FOX: Melania Trump is set to make history as the first First Lady to preside over the United Nations Security Council, with a speech focused on peace through education, FOX News has learned.

“HALLO YOU NINE-ET NATIONS. I am Very Einstein and Donold gave me his gold Visa. Be smart is good. Be preety is better. Be reech is Best. Be Best. Tank your coming. Under your seat is Coupon for my movie for you to see. Buy two tickets get one. Good deal for me! Get education get a piece!”

I’m a married guy and my last name no longer matches my birth certificate.

I’m looking forward to being told I can’t vote, and though they don’t know it yet, so are the people who will be in line with me on that day.

We’ve gone from “Do you believe in miracles? YES!” to “Do you believe this horseshit? Me either!”

No wonder I was rooting for Canada. 🙄

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All for what you’re doing!

Sadly, not MA, but VA.

You’re the hero we need.

And probably also the one we deserve, honestly…

Is it too much to hope that this means that we might actually get UNtampered with midterms? If the fix was TRULY in there’s no way any of those sycophants would stand up.

I dunno. Grasping at straws here.

(That said, I’m glad he wasn’t called up for Highlander…)

Say what you will, but he was a JOY in his Season 5 *and* 6 episodes of Doctor Who.

The Christmas shopping for Don episodes with Mel Blanc are a staple here. 😂

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I adore the Jack Benny show. The writing was outstanding, the performances were effortless, and the jokes were timeless. The old radio show is worth a binge listen (pick a year, almost any year…) Benny, Livingstone, Harris, Day, Anderson and Wilson. The dream team.

I’m planning a huge crime spree. No details yet on the crime or the method, but before I do anything else, my first priority is to become a star NFL player…

I’ll drink to that!

Democrats are now openly using the GOP Gerrymandering Playbook. And it’s about goddamned time.

Weird, though, how all of a sudden republicans are suddenly concerned about the impact of rigging the system when they’re not benefiting from the rigging.

What and who do you think?

I love how republicans level serious accusations left, right, and center without a care in the world, but democrats are always “let’s talk it to death and be absolutely sure before we even SUGGEST someone did something wrong.”

Meanwhile pedos are laughing at the system.

Not worth the time, effort, and blood pressure.

Got’sta pace yourself.

In an unexpected plot twist, the United States Government is now openly protesting, and encouraging its followers to join them, a disturbing percentage of its own citizens.

(Anything over zero percent is concerning…)

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The inmates are officially in charge of our asylum.

Maybe the staff of a different asylum can come help us out…

“The system is rigged.”

Thanks for THAT stunning bit of insight.

Like it shouldn’t have been patently obvious when a guy with 34 felonies wasn’t just allowed to VOTE for the president, but to become the president.

Rigged is a fine word. Broken is a better one. Irreparable sums it up well, too.

“Operation Midnight Hammer”

Look, I’m not a great strategist or anything, but I’m pretty sure I can see where this is going…

Dear World:

We have no idea what the fuck is going on with our government.

We are baffled, shocked, bewildered and horrified.

We are also deeply ashamed and so sorry for the harm the people in power are causing all over the place.

We’re just…frozen and numb with horror.

That’s pretty much it.

He’s a fucking ghoul.