i’ve had 3 new hayden-centric ideas TODAY someone please take this man away from me
28.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’ve had 3 new hayden-centric ideas TODAY someone please take this man away from me
28.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0note to self: don’t read the last 2 chapters of a book you know is going to involve the mc’s sister passing away while at work, you’ll be sobbing into paperwork as a coworker asks questions you’re in no position to answer😂
27.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're going to lie about birth control just as they did with trans people.
25.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 3118 🔁 816 💬 82 📌 19unfortunately, i think i’m entering my “let hayden pike fuck & be fucked” era which really puts a damper on my “sorry shane ilya & troy are so hot together” summer that i had planned
25.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1do you ever get 9k into writing a fic & then realize you probably should have done your research/prepared better? no? just me? okay😂 my mind is a prison run by a gold fish with impulse control problems
24.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i was once too broke to move from one apartment in a building down the hall to another post-breakup. moving isn’t cheap or particularly fun &, by and large, trans people aren’t doing great economically. 401,000 trans people fleeing their governments should be considered a fucking national emergency.
24.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 1162 🔁 424 💬 7 📌 8this is the absolute best news!!!!
24.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0for someone whose worst fear is getting pregnant, i sure am writing a lot of breeding kink lately😮💨 i really need the gcu boys to simmer down & stop invading my every waking moment with images of shane and/or hayden sex dazed and with child
22.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everyone in the office is some form of sick & i fear we’re just creating a giant carpeted petri dish🤢
18.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fewer things in life are better than coming home to the new jewelry you bought yourself🫠 happy tuesday to meeee
17.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[the serpent under it cover art, which features the still art “pomegranate photography” by vlad loktev. in this piece, there is a pomegranate roughly split into thirds, crimson seeds spilling onto the newspaper beneath. the background is otherwise black. the description of this art piece says it is digital photorealism from 2017, but to me it’s sort of giving old school vanitas painting in terms of color and texture. over the background, there is a faint, dark green snakeskin pattern, with only the pomegranate visible above the texture. at the top, in scratchy all-caps handwriting, the text reads “the serpent under it.” and, beneath that, in a crisp sans serif font, “a voldemort wins au.” in the bottom right, in much smaller font, the text reads “by ninepiecesofcrait.”]
[screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: “the serpent under it by ninepiecesofcrait” Resigned to his eventual death at the hands of the very monster he serves, Draco Malfoy stumbles onto another way out—out of the war, out of the Death Eaters, maybe even out of his inevitable demise… Hermione Granger: The Girl Who Went Mad.]
UPDATE #dramionefic
the serpent under it
e, 9/24, 4.6k
🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
The drunk uncle theory.
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
thinking lots of shane x troy college au thoughts this morning & just daydreaming about how /annoyed/ shane would be when his study room at the lib is double booked & troy’s panicking because a “total babe” is yelling at him for something he didn’t do but it’s fine bc by break they’re dry humping
17.02.2026 13:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0today is just not my day💀
09.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
every time @nottstwin.bsky.social posts a new selfie i’m reminded of how not straight i am so thank you for doing the lord’s work & reminding me that my options are, theoretically, limitless😮💨😮💨
07.02.2026 17:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i don't care about men being lonely! i don't care they're not getting laid!
03.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0love being trapped at the airport for 24 hours with no answer as to when i’ll be able to fly home🤡 pray for my sanity, liver & bank account
27.01.2026 14:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings
25.01.2026 21:33 — 👍 13099 🔁 5371 💬 24 📌 58woke up at 5am to watch my sister run a 5k & i almost cried when she crossed the finish line😭🥹 that’s my baby
24.01.2026 12:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i missed these so much
18.01.2026 16:17 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2i love re reading old fics i haven’t finished & getting that little burst of inspiration that won’t make me write per se but i’m definitely thinking about them again so that’s a win
18.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0as much as i love this bi-annual business trip, i’m beyond ready to get on this plane & go home😭 1pm cannot come fast enough
16.01.2026 12:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
say my name (and everything just stops) – an ilya rozanov/troy barrett one shot for the gcu eras fest
a sneak peak of some things i’m cooking up for the game changer eras fest! claiming is open! join us at the link below
#heatedrivalry #gamechangersseries
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Normal Rockwell I believe man
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
04.01.2026 18:58 — 👍 16624 🔁 5904 💬 136 📌 128[the serpent under it cover art, which features the still art “pomegranate photography” by vlad loktev. in this piece, there is a pomegranate roughly split into thirds, crimson seeds spilling onto the newspaper beneath. the background is otherwise black. the description of this art piece says it is digital photorealism from 2017, but to me it’s sort of giving old school vanitas painting in terms of color and texture. over the background, there is a faint, dark green snakeskin pattern, with only the pomegranate visible above the texture. at the top, in scratchy all-caps handwriting, the text reads “the serpent under it.” and, beneath that, in a crisp sans serif font, “a voldemort wins au.” in the bottom right, in much smaller font, the text reads “by ninepiecesofcrait.”]
[screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: “the serpent under it by ninepiecesofcrait” Resigned to his eventual death at the hands of the very monster he serves, Draco Malfoy stumbles onto another way out—out of the war, out of the Death Eaters, maybe even out of his inevitable demise… Hermione Granger: The Girl Who Went Mad.]
UPDATE #dramionefic
the serpent under it
e, 6/24, 3k
🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
Claiming is open besties LETS GO
archiveofourown.org/collections/...