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closeup of bluenose pittsburgh wearing a cone she looks alert and wrinkly and very on drugs

way back when i saw someone mad about having to use alt text to participate in a fungus feed. they wrote a lil essay on why they didn't want to accommodate disabilities on their post. the picture was a yellow mushroom outdoors & their alt text said " YELLOW "

i want to know who is there, what is happening. what the things in the image look like. what color are hair and skin and clothes, what does the sky look like?

basically: what did you see that you wanted to share?

super girl flying away eith very sad face, big boobs, short lil leggies no torso

the unusually large and unusually red amanita has an egg!

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panel from new super girl comic she's flying out of the frame with the saddest puppy face youve ever emagined. the perspective makes her look like a face over ginormous tits directly connected to her thighs. The text reads [For the first time in a LONG time --] "Just leave it alone." [ -- I feel SORRY for MYSELF.] [And there's NOTHING worse than THAT.]

some days my boobs get so big my torso falls inside them

a very red like classic firetruck red amanita. cap is ~10" diameter. a triangle wedge is missing from cap revealing the big gills and fat stipe

the triangle chunk missing from cap - it covers my fingers

gill side of triange chunk from amanita cap. gills like thick story book

found a huge so red amanita sneaking around under the evil ivy

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big round sorta lumpy beige cap with verrry thick spite barely visible. the cap is so shiny

uncle energy

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bright gasoline flame orange with reddish center cap. very slimy. almost no caul remnants left: the rain has caused them to slide off.

shine bright like a gasoline explosion

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im the smartest person in this wet paper bag i can't find my way out of!

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cluster of yellowbrown mushrooms growing on a stump

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my giant fat thick thighs and dangerously unsupportive thin waist make pants buying impossible as i live in a customer service economy and everyone who could tailor pants was executed by the federal government so i just paint them on

cream & white invert cone /cup shaped funguy with widely spaced gills half eaten by little buggies. it is bursting oit the needle-litter and the inside shimmers with rainwater

cup of rainwater

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red shiny jelly capped shroum with big fat white stipe, no skirt, and wider spaced flappy thick gils

friend-shaped

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counting in horc is done with the how many of them could you kilļ before the given weapon breaks ie a club of boulders (englis: negative number) teeth of chicken (i could eat a horse) clown of creampies (you)

very small shrum in needle-litter. they are ghostly pale translucent grey, no gills, jelly textured

this was my first tjme seeing these little buddies

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mz yazmin yzma kiss kitty bangbang sleeping on her pile pf stufed animuls on her fuaxfur rug on her on her heating pad on her chair in her kitchen with her door open (its cold)

always counting her very many little tiny feet

a whitsh mushrom fallen sideways. narrow close set gills and covered in ittybitty bugs feasting

decay yay

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close up of very very small fruiting bodies: one beige and white like a decomposing octopus, one blurred out goop brown in background, and one little dark brown button cap barely above the needle litter

we honor the goopy today

very very small shroms in needle-litter. they are offwhite and crunchy potato looking, long stipes with inverted cone / cup-shaped caps, gill structures on the outside. even even smaller and wonkier shaped one is in blurred background.

what if your baby teeth sprouted after removal

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two big shrums with caps shaped like an inside out umbrella, colored like pancakes. one little shroom, pale orange and flattopped, lies sideways betwix them

some mornings are more difficult

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baby shroom with remaịns of caul sticking to red cap. another even babiet shroom lurks in the background

everything was glistening and gloopy from rain

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two large offwhite mushroms with cantaloupe yellow tops

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my large hand covering the top of a bright orange red flat mushroom cap which is about is as big as my hand

its time
for fungi

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white men see my face and shid their entire ahh

"if nobody got me I know soup got me can I get an amen" meme but the guy pointing at the sky is edited with the face of harrowhark nonagesimus from the book Harrow the Ninth

a pizza with a topping of skulls mostly on one side, on other it says none houses with left grief in a saucy font

gideon the ninth in skull paint & sunglasses in the Rosie the Riveter pose, saying WE DO BONES MOTHERFUCKERS

in the bed of a black truck, a golden retriever type dog shelters under a canopy-tent. ee's sticking er nose out & getting dripped on

saw this dog and felt like life is going to be ok