Valet Parker * Las Vegas

Thanks for the birthday messages y’all!

lol I thought that but I’m subscribed to Listifications and every time I’d added to a list or blocked I’m notified. I didn’t even realize Sheri’s had a bsky profile until today.

Did he delete his account??

Yup, Feb 28th is the last day of my 30’s…

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One week until I level up. The final chapter before I enter my “dangerously self-aware and fully unbothered” era.

If you’d like to send a gift to help me celebrate I just updated my throne.

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Radfems love to scream about ‘male violence,’ but their entire movement is built on targeting, doxxing, and harassing women who disagree with them. Maybe the real misogynists were inside the radical feminist movement all along.

The cognitive dissonance is unreal. Radical feminists will freak out if you question the existence of non-binary identities but will also argue that every single sex worker is secretly a victim who doesn’t understand her own oppression. So… bodily autonomy is absolute, except when it applies to us?

The same men screaming about morality in Congress are the ones hiring escorts and flying underage girls to private islands.

Sex work will always exist because demand will never die, only the excuses will.

Orgasms are the one area where women are multitasking geniuses and men are still loading the tutorial.

Orgasms are the one area where women are multitasking geniuses and men are still loading the tutorial.

Funny how men are praised for their sex drives, but sex workers are punished for catering to them.

Politicians who criminalize sex work sure love using the services they claim to oppose.

Imagine if waitresses could only legally work in state-approved diners, had to register on a public list, and faced arrest for working outside that system. That’s what “legalization” does to sex workers.

Imagine crying about “forced consent” in sex work while licking the boots of a system that forces millions of people into wage slavery just to survive.

If you think needing money means sex work is inherently exploitative, I assume you’re also launching a crusade against unpaid internships? No? Didn’t think so.

If sex work is only done out of desperation, then please tell me why so many people with degrees and job options still choose it. I’ll wait.

If every sex worker is just a victim who “doesn’t know better,” then why are they leading the fight for decriminalization while y’all just talk over them?

Radfems: “No woman chooses sex work!” Meanwhile, thousands of sex workers are out here fighting for their labor rights.

Sex workers: “We want labor rights and to be left alone.”
Radfems: “No, we’re passing laws to save you!”
Sex workers: “From what?”
Radfems: “Your own choices.”

Radfems be like “sex workers have no other options!” while pushing laws that take away their only option.

Men who refuse to screen are always the first ones to complain about getting scammed. Sir, you scammed yourself by being an idiot.

Religious leaders love calling sex workers immoral while running their own underground brothels.

If you’re protecting pastors instead of victims, you are not a good person, you are an enabler of abuse.

A priest with 50 accusations? “We should pray for him.” A woman selling nudes? “She should be in prison forever.”

Your ex didn’t cheat because of his sun sign. He cheated because he’s garbage.

You being emotionally unstable isn’t astrology. It’s you avoiding therapy.

You can’t scream “I’m not defined by my disability” and then use it as a permanent excuse for your shitty behavior.

The loudest “anti-racist” white women will still cross the street if they see a Black man at night.

Nobody wants a white woman sobbing in the comments about how guilty she feels. We want you to stop making everything about you.