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2025 election is a recession indicator I fear bc why am I feeling 2008 levels of hope rn

I’m tired of seeing couples dress as Wirt and Greg for Halloween, they are 🗣️🗣️LITERALLY BROTHERS🗣️🗣️

Every time someone misspells my name as Cottham I take 1 d4 psychic damage. Cottman is 2 d6.

I am a few days late but just a reminder that if Demi Adejuyigbe has no fans I have been killed, happy September 21st That’s (not) Today !!!

Anyways I’m very tired of seeing my university on the news, I literally live thousands of miles away now !!! Leave uvu out of that stinky fascist’s business !!!!

Being in queer community is so special !!! I love to lez out at book club !!!!

Autistic ppl will go to the local train museum and leave w a membership 🫣

Anyways my contribution to dimension 20: on a bus, the best season in actual play history 😌✨ open.spotify.com/playlist/7AA...

Being an adult is teaching ur mother how to deal with hygiene issues u inherited from her and she has been struggling with her whole life

Absolutely fucking demented that we actively watched a house fire on the other side of the street like within the last month and our neighbors are having a fucking fireworks spectacular in their backyard

h̶o̶t̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶ ̶s̶u̶m̶m̶e̶r̶ next to normal summer

But not direct managers !! Corporate executives are the final boss, booo

Truly sometimes managers are,,, micro

In light of current revivals, Last Five Years (2013) with Betsy Wolfe and Adam Kantor should be the definitive version. I have only known her for 4 days but this is the hill I’ll die on now I fear

U know things are good when the intrusive thoughts are BAD 🫠

What do you MEAN I have to work when the thought of seeing my kid TOMORROW is making me tear up ?????

Anyways Next to Normal pro shot coming out Mother’s Day weekend and right around the first anniversary of ur mothers psychotic break can be so special

Thank god the N2N west end cast recording isn’t on Spotify actually my wrapped would be fucked

You really never stop coming out bc like I now have to come out as a not only a lesbian but also a nontraditional parent all the fucking time

God bless fat butches 🫡

Bringing this over from the other platform for trans day of visibility (a day late). The privilege of loving a trans person is the most precious and special love there is 💙🤍🩷

Yesterday I was walking up our stoop and our neighbor yelled “not that white bitch, she’s nice to me, I mean this other white bitch” bc he was upset that our neighbors called the cops so like shoutout, clocked as a cop hater. Happy 1 year Bmore!!!

turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel? huge fire

I did not just get cat called looking like a dyke version of Bert bffr

I don’t want a restaurant to ask me still or sparkling water I want them to ask big or little spoon

new meme format just dropped

Seeing all the content from Philly over the last 36 hours has just reminded me that it was our other top pick for where to move and like Baltimore u are crazy but at least Brandon does not have to beg us not to climb the infrastructure

Because wdym I have at least one call a day where I have to affirm that someone’s access to housing is not being stripped from them because of *gestures at everything*

I’m gonna throw myself off the roof of my workplace if I do not get an email confirming my promotion and start date asap I need to be GONE

Any butch lesbian in America right now could give a better performance as Jamie than Nick Jonas