Jincy Willett

Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology “Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...

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Of Course the President Feels Strange About Paying Himself $230 Million of Taxpayers’ Money, but Really, What Else Is He Supposed to Do? “President Trump is demanding that the Justice Department pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him, accor...

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We Don’t Need the Voting Rights Act Anymore, and You Can Tell by How Great Race Relations Are in America Right Now “The U.S. Supreme Court, hearing arguments Wednesday over a core provision of the Voting Rights Act, appeared inclined to limit the use of the land...

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Young Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things “Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery, and rape…. Vice President JD Vance downplayed [the] bi...

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A new book! My first collaboration with Patrick Chappatte

A new book!
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On the Red Carpet of the Nobel Prizes INTERVIEWER: Chemical engineer Dr. Chesel Amniotiv is looking resplendent in orange gabardine, with cobalt accents of actual cobalt. Let’s see if w...

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We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You President Trump had another successful week of what is already the greatest presidency of all time, and yet, the woke leftist mob continues to deli...

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Ways the National Guard Can Actually Help “War-Ravaged” Portland “President Trump’s declaration on Saturday that he had authorized the use of federal forces to ‘protect war-ravaged’ Portland, Ore., prompted bewil...

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The Trump Administration’s Recommendations for Managing Pregnancy Discomfort “For this reason, they are strongly recommending that women limit Tylenol use during pregnancy unless medically necessary. That’s, for instance, in...

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The Last Remaining Newspaper’s Obituary for David Duke, ca. 2033 The following message has been approved by the FCC, Louisiana Commissar’s Branch. - - -David Ernest Duke, devoted father, community leader, and pas...

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Thirteen Bible Verses That Prove Jesus Was a Republican 1. “And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God… unl...

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Updated Trump Administration FCC Guidelines for Late-Night TV Hosts “ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel off air for Charlie Kirk comments after FCC pressure.” — New York Times - - -The FCC has long held that “the public interes...

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How to Tell the Difference Between a Lone Wolf and a Coordinated Effort by the Radical Left If a Democratic lawmaker and her husband are gunned down, it’s an isolated incident carried out by a lone wolf. If a right-wing activist is gunned ...

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The Head of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration Explains Why It’s No Longer Recommending the Use of Seat Belts “In the seven months since he was sworn in, Mr. Kennedy has delivered a lukewarm endorsement of the measles vaccine; dismantled a panel of experts ...

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Godzilla Defends Its Recent Attacks on Cities The radical urbanist media loves to throw around baseless accusations like “rampage.” “Godzilla rampages,” “cities destroyed in rampage,” and “worl...

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Other Quotes from AI-Generated Founding Fathers at the Trump-Commisioned Founders Museum “A new history exhibit commissioned by the Trump administration has some historians perplexed…. The museum features over 40 AI-generated short vide...

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Crimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC “President Donald Trump said on Monday he was deploying 800 National Guard troops to Washington and temporarily taking over the city’s police depar...

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Is he opposed to mail-in ballots because if voters have to vote in person they can be assaulted by ICE creeps? Just wondering.

Texas Democrats Are Subverting Democracy by Preventing Us from Subverting Democracy “Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on Monday ordered the civil arrest of Democratic lawmakers who fled the state to block a vote on a Republican-backed congre...

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Liberals Get So Upset About Every Little Jeans Ad and Blatant Corruption Scandal Some hyper-sensitive Americans love to cry buckets of liberal tears over every minor provocation, like the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad or how the polic...

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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently — theonion.com/shocking-vid...

Our Racist Chatbot Is Now In Charge of All the Weapons “The Pentagon has signed a multi-million dollar deal to begin using Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence chatbot, Grok, as part of a wider rollout o...

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Elon Musk’s Grok Is Calling for a New Holocaust The chatbot is also praising Hitler and attacking users with Jewish-sounding names.

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July 6, 2025 At least 80 people are dead and more than 40 are still missing in Central Texas after almost a foot (30 centimeters) of rain caused flash floods overnight on Friday.

July 6, 2025
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Great series

Don’t Be Ridiculous, “Alligator Alcatraz” Is Not Another Example of History Repeating Itself Oh, come on. ICE’s new detention center, Alligator Alcatraz, is nothing like a concentration camp. For one thing, historians unanimously agree that...

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Pay No Attention to the Big Beautiful Bill Behind the Curtain Sure, our health care, environment, and economy all hang in the balance of some two hundred mostly unpopular, mostly white men. And yeah, by Friday...

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YouTube video by Tófi Band of Brothers - Beethoven scene from Ep. 9 - Why We Fight

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Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: May 2025: Atrocities 207-272 Early in President Trump’s first term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. We...

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Trump Media Board Member Who Led SPAC Deal Sells 90% Of His Shares The executive who led the blank-check deal to merge with Trump Media has unloaded nearly all his stock, making millions in the process.

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