Jules & Lizzie the Tortie

I'm seeing Vinny in this costume and thinking about how he's going to talk about this to his therapist for years. #bb27 "I can't even look at eggs anymore!"

That cupcake looks yummy.

Hahaha! Yes, bring me breakfast in bed... On your butt. #bb27

Hey @bertie1.bsky.social Do you have a copy of the black and white photo of the cat criminal syndica.., erm, uh, the group of cat friends in clothing in a black and white picture from the other day? I can't find it and am not sure who posted it. Around the time of the Reservoir Cats pic.

Ok, with Katherine and the veto, she's not actually close to anyone besides Rylie (maybe Lauren), so is Rylie close to anyone on the block that he'd tell her to use the veto on? #bb27

I've done a few solo concerts. At metal shows, I usually know someone there. If it's an alternative band or something, or 80s-90s, I just have a bunch of drinks so I'm more comfortable (but not too many! It's a fine line.)

The first week or two, I thought Vince had a crush on Kelley (before I knew about his gf).

Duran Duran was my band! When I was a little girl, I wrote "I ❤️ John Taylor" on my mattress. I finally got to see them in concert years ago at a casino in Oklahoma (seen them a few times now). I went by myself and I HAD A TIME, if you know what I mean. 🥂

Brb, getting my medical degree so I can become a dermatologist or oncologist and make my millions off these idiots who are all gonna get skin cancer. 🥵🦞😡🔴🎈👺♨️

Noooo. You think?

You’re welcome bbsky fam!!! #bb27

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Jimmy, I hope you get involved here! I think you'd fit right in with our snarky humor. Welcome!

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Good luck! You got this!

How the New Atheists Joined the MAHA War on Science A new anthology showcases the intellectual failures of a diminishing brand.

A blistering review of Lawrence Krauss’ awful “The War on Science” book from @sarahjones.bsky.social:

“The writers are too caught up in their resentment to acknowledge reality; they do not grasp their own role in the global rise of the illiberal right.”

nymag.com/intelligence...

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Now I'm hoping that Morgan goes full Paloma on the house due to lack of sleep. #bb27

So have Vinnie, Morgan, and Zach been up all night?? And is Vinnie praying on the floor next to his costume? What is happening? #bb27

I guess this was the perfect time to finish that YouTube video "My favorite show hates me." #bb27 Really fitting, watching that and then seeing Vince and Keanu in costumes.

Someone mentioned maybe Will wants out before jury. He just won a London trip, so maybe he wants to go? But I'm not sure Will would do that.

So Kat took the Veto, Ava won $5k, Will won a trip to London. #bb27

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Well, my friends and I were all missing each other, so we met up for brunch and walked out 4 hours later. Lots of chitchat, catching up, complaining about dumb people & politics, laughing at my silly hobbies and obsessions, talking smack about other people and their kids, and other fun stuff! 💚

I haven't even heard of this one! Adding it to the list.

I think it was just that someone else wore the same dress to prom?

I need shelves like this in my library (it's currently an empty bedroom that needs new carpet and paint).

Oh no! I'm so sorry! Miserable.

Morgan would break her back trying to prove she's the best, hoping that Zach gives a shit

Wate! Birdie! I'm in texass, no you kay! Soorie! Mi badd. I kan takes a ubber carr, mebbe tu Seetattul!

Me! Mama iz goink tu "Branch?" wif udddr wimmin hoo lyke tu dringk mimmossAs, sew i'z coming wit yu!

The Lord also said SHUT THE FUCK UP LAUREN... AND TELL MICKEY SHE SUCKS AT THIS GAME

My dumb Mama put Temptations in a Ziploc bag in a drawer in her bedroom. Like I couldn't smell them! Even after she took them out and put them in the kitchen, I got in that drawer looking, tearing it up! So, keep trying!