TreeRatTabletop

His new son was so much taller and better at backgammon, can't hate the player!

I like the second one. It's outrageous that after a lifetime of yearning this hateful God has denied me a flexible twink body.

Fist in the air in the land of mediocrity.

I got dizzy putting silverware in the dishwasher today.

Schumer and Jeffries want this war just as much as anyone. We have one institutional bulwark against imperialism and they're working for the other team. It's us vs them, all of them, and it always has been.

I can't handle this kind of thing right now man

Stasis mill him so he can't play swamps but also makes the game excruciatingly long so we have more time to enjoy Artax together.

The mastercraft workshop that I wasn't supposed to be able to cut myself using.

Saving this to adorably send to my wife when I'm feeling icky. Thank you for this offering.

Lots of wisdom bud, thanks so much for writing all of that out. Appreciated!

Do people ever do commissions for people where they don't, at both times and in equal measure, feel like they're ripping someone off and being ripped off themselves. Do people feel good about what they charge? What is this feeling like?

The way legolas flips onto the horse makes me so mad

Shaving my head to prepare for the Ratatouille War

Hi Dead Jim I'm Dad

(Luke O'Neil, We Had It Coming - and other fictions)

I scrolled down to read YouTube comments on a video about ICE and it was like a hundred conservatives saying that this is "what liberals get for killing babies and murdering Lincoln(???)"
I had a little internal wtf shouting moment. A mind tantrum, if you will.

Gotta put in the effort to be as nice to strangers as the kid half my age with the giant gem studded crucifix that has been trying to inception me into Christianity at the YMCA for like 5 months now.

Kids at the gym talking, one says "he said he can't come until 5"
Other kid goes "can you call your step-dad to get us then?"
First kid goes "yeah! [Pause] switching to your step-dad is faster than reloading.

The kids are alright.

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

Holly crap this rules

Screen grab of music player 8.5hrs in on a 10 hour mix of deadmau5 - strobe

Today's the day!

I don't know, I've had some knives forever and they're sharp enough without much maintenance *flattens tomato trying to cut it in half like a dog sitting on a beanbag chair*

My kid is picky, and hates everything a normal picky kid does, but also hates potatoes and cheese. Kid just wants to eat wind and memories (if the texture isn't wrong)

That's weird, my pirated version from the year before they rolled out AI doesn't do that at all!

What about the trolly problem but instead of people on the track and a lever it's just me and my kid and he's excitedly pointing out deer grazing on corn that fell off a previous boxcar.

Sometimes if you don't have time to clean you can just take your glasses off.

Artists doing it to themselves is extra levels of vomit inducing.

I've seen people posting examples of it getting shared around but not organically in my groups so HOPEFULLY most know better...

About once a year i go to bed without brushing my teeth to experience feeling like a real psycho but it's scary

Nice thing about buying my wife chocolate covered cherries to eat is there are less chocolate cherries in the world, which I appreciate.

Commercials on Amazon video feel like I'm being marketed to by a pluribus drone. They make me feel dead.