bobby

[holding my breath in childless mid 30s queer to see if i got something wrong about changing a diaper]

she said she normally just wipes it out with a wet cloth after cooking, like changing a diaper instead of cooking food

interior of a filthy dutch oven. text over the image said “Cleaning my Dutch Oven for the FIRST time (After 2 months of use)”

you gotta be careful eating at other people’s houses

“i’d be concerned about that if i owned this place” - ancient renters’ proverb

no one could have blamed you

ok cause i was like “i know the auto tag has some misses but that is very clearly an erect penis, and not much else”

GLAAD media lifetime achievement award for the “delete this” gif on instagram stories

i don’t often eat jelly, but when i do, it’s strawberry

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

i just like saying KOFFING

you think manhattan is the loudest place you’ve ever lived, and then they redirect incoming flights directly over your apartment

beer is so filling anyway

damn i would be so mad

the plane that kristi noem wanted to turn into a DHS sex palace just got a nose picking suite

everyone hide your dogs before kristi noem learns she got fired

true poster’s spirit

this is how you slowly reintroduce a boy kibble eater to the rest of food

this is why i only make mashed potatoes with the skin on. harder to do with a peach cobbler though

i wish i had been one of the literally nine people who got the tatooine two suns dutch oven

capitalism plays pay-in-four card, it’s super effective

the thing i’m looking at is about 20% off which isn’t a crazy deal, but it does take this particular item down just enough from a full price i think is slightly too much

i’m cracking

it is more visually attractive, and i guess the thought of steamed lettuce doesn’t dissuade me from the sandwich, maybe they really did think of everything

absolutely would. lettuce is crazy though. onions might be good

v low priority thought: i just think it's funny that trump has moved to rename precisely zero things after his wife and kids

thank you for understanding

a yellow box truck that says “Bread…” with a baguette above the word and a white chef’s hat on the B

saw a great truck the other day

this is like when i said i like to watch the tendons in my hands move and someone asked how high i was. then as now, not very

oceanic islands are kind of a trip. what do you mean we’re on top of a giant mountain. everything is so flat

the 300SL is a dang fine automobile, i tell you what. dang fine