Only one of them. The other would masticate.
10.03.2026 04:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Only one of them. The other would masticate.
10.03.2026 04:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh my God
10.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another gem:
Me: your monitoring thing has reported this service as functional
Them: great!
Me: we turned it off in November
Them: um what?
Me: and nobody noticed it so we aren’t turning it back on, ever
Conversation I had with a vendor today!
Them: we’re upgrading our frameworks from .Net 4.8 to 6.0
Me: uh 6.0 is well and truly dead.
Them: um what?
Sigh.
The katanas are also fun!
09.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ooh yes please.
09.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gorgeous. Probably $2M in this market.
09.03.2026 05:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks so sexy!
09.03.2026 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do not wish to be perceived at this time.
09.03.2026 03:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh you mean Tom McHotpants over there? Mr if I get a handshake we’re having a conversation!
08.03.2026 06:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look at those beautiful babies!
08.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pets on legs thread, let's go!
It’s one of her favourite things.
Oh no that’s the worst!
08.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This one felt a little flat.
07.03.2026 07:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was exactly my comment. Too much voice over and too much skarsgard.
07.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No cheating. your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist (if you feel like participating).
I don’t think I’ll get any better, butJason will always have my back. And we can blow shit up together.
Or any kind of technology at all really. We should keep that precious boy in bubble wrap for his own good!
06.03.2026 04:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well that’s probably someone’s new kink right there.
06.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s so good! I just love those dorks so much
06.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s so incredible! How far have you gotten?
06.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Number 5 for how it glides over the page with almost no effort.
05.03.2026 06:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Uh I went to Tosca last week. The tickets were a birthday gift!
05.03.2026 06:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turns out I was totally conflating episodes!
04.03.2026 06:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sounds like a positive recovery
04.03.2026 06:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The very fist Khan? I love that episode so much especially the song they sing together.
04.03.2026 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can’t believe how empty the theatre is!
04.03.2026 02:56 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?
I actually want to go to there.
If it is in person, offer some water, a pad and pen for them to take notes. Start with a very brief job description, expectations, and an overview of the interview (duration, next steps, hopeful start date, etc).
03.03.2026 06:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We give candidates the questions 15 minutes ahead so they can prepare. And we tell them to dress casually, like they’ve already been in the job for a year. And encourage them to ask questions especially for clarification of interview questions.
Beyond that, start with easy stuff and ramp up.
Ooh I love the fennel idea!
02.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0