KnottyPup

Small carving of an upright cat with just MASSIVE balls

I fuckin love art

I’m right here
Can’t you see me
That girl is long dead
You’ve already lost a daughter
Are you trying to lose a son

#poetry #shortformpoetry #trans #cringepoetry

Might make an alt account for my poetry if it didn’t make me feel so pretentious lmao

Oh dear sweet baby bagagwa my mother is picking me up from the airport ;-;

The guy I used to get stoned and go trespassing with is apparently now a politician in our hometown and I really think that’s kinda beautiful

Mom kept misgendering me in the family group chat so now I gotta pack all my dad shirts to make a point

In the process of trying to figure out why I get back to back utis they discovered I have levator ani spasm (gorilla grip pussy but in a bad way) and part of the pt for it is ‘specialized massagers’

Honestly thought the sheriff on the front porch was here cuz of us omfg

I think I just got a prescription for a dildo…..?

You can’t cum on my tits and then complain when it gets on your pillow

The tiniest frog

Might I offer a small frog in these trying times?

Young fancypants urologist: oh you’ll have to come in and give a urine sample and then we have to send it for culture and if that comes back positive then we can discuss antibiotics

Older Teledoc NP: you get chronic utis and listed every classic symptom? Here’s all of the drugs

If there wasn’t a goddamn fucking YARN SHORTAGE I’d be working on a crochet pixel art starry night blanket right now but instead I’m playing solitaire like a grandpa

I’m gonna need boomer vets to get it through their thick skulls that being a veteran does not automatically mean you get to use disabled parking. You still have to actually be fucking disabled >.>

Ok but like I would actually love to stay at Goat Valley Campgrounds??? That would be so cool???

Starting DAY 5 of our Printer Donothon!

You can donate to use my printer and print out memes, images, and text! We've reached many of our milestones already and we have a few more to aim for :)

Come see what prints we get sent today!

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Nothing like opening a drs bill for $250 🙃

Starting into Day 3 of our Donothon!
We have 10 hours and 30 minutes left!

Will this be the last day? Come keep the Donothon Going!

Right now we're trying to cover our Grocery Goal which is at 55%

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STARTING NOW!

WE'RE PRINTING YOUR IMAGES LIVE!

During this Donothon we're raising money for both rent and groceries! Our goal is $600 and for every $2 donated, you can print images and messages LIVE on camera for me and everyone else to see!

COME JOIN US!

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SURPRISE!!

I'm doing a VERY early stream today before my landlords come over to do stuff.

We're playing more No, I'm Not A Human, and testing out the new printer code
@memegunner.bsky.social
has developed to make our Printing Donothon go SMOOTH This Thursday!

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Normally our cats don’t care that much if someone comes onto our porch but without fail, all three of them go on high alert by the front door every time my meds are delivered >.> like seriously guys I forgot to bring them in ONE TIME

Ok at this point I’ll take another spike in my PsA pain over this CFS bullshit I just want to stay awake for longer than 2 hours

I have to make $600 for my rent by the 1st. I'm holding this Donothon to raise money for my rent, bills, and groceries (In that priority)

I'd rly appreciate it if people can support this donothon. My partner has not been able to find work in our small rural town and we're barely getting by.

Somehow my little moo bear got a sore up in one of his paws so now I have to bribe him into letting me clean it every day

Apparently I give ‘stab you to death’ vibes

He’s usually good as knowing things or pretending to know them well enough that you believe him lol

So turns out it’s backwoods lmao I described it to my partner and he managed to find it in less than 5 mins 😅

I hate when I try to watch a movie that I know exists because I’ve watched it before but no amount of googling helps me find the goddamn title

Humira burnssssssssssssss today mother fuck