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@cygnusdeneb.bsky.social

Sad and tired.

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Dream AEW theme Taskmaster contestant lineup:

Bryan Danielson
Eddie Kingston
Kris Statlander
Willow Nightingale
Tie: RJ City / Adam Page?

My opinions are correct and not up for debate, but I welcome your opinions on your dream lineup.

23.07.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 14

Catching up on Dynamite and between Hanger and Brody, unconditional support for our LGBTQIA+ wrestlers, staff, crew, and fans during Pride Month and every month, and celebrating Juneteenth, I've never been more confident I picked the right team to play for and I'm glad that they will have me.

19.06.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1658    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 48
im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost

im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost

hollerin with the world championship

hollerin with the world championship

lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship

lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship

my family.

my family.

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

14.07.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5591    πŸ” 1146    πŸ’¬ 385    πŸ“Œ 199

My champion.

14.07.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
a two-panel image comprised of edited stills from Sam Raimi’s first Spider-Man film.

in the first panel, The Green Goblin is lifting J. Jonah Jameson by the throat, while the newsman desperately says, β€œIt’s a PNG, I swear!”

in the second panel, a close-up of The Green Goblin reveals that he’s wearing a jpeg of a hat with a fake checkered β€˜transparent’ background behind it, and shouting, β€œYou’re lying!”

a two-panel image comprised of edited stills from Sam Raimi’s first Spider-Man film. in the first panel, The Green Goblin is lifting J. Jonah Jameson by the throat, while the newsman desperately says, β€œIt’s a PNG, I swear!” in the second panel, a close-up of The Green Goblin reveals that he’s wearing a jpeg of a hat with a fake checkered β€˜transparent’ background behind it, and shouting, β€œYou’re lying!”

actually unreal how funny this image is

12.06.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 17946    πŸ” 4530    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 36

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

03.06.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4681    πŸ” 1261    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 106

Is she you know…Transhreksual

01.03.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

....do 4s exist...?

28.01.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gonna open a bar where this is the only cocktail

25.01.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Finished last night. 9/10 (1-2 too many "how will Oz get out of THIS" plot beats). Genuinely masterful performance from Farrell. Way more tragic and messed up than I'd have expected. Wife who knows zero abt any of this was hooked without even seeing ep 1.

25.01.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a simple motto which I hold myself to:

"Don't look for reasons to be unhappy"

You'll know when you have a real problem on your hands, and it's much more fun to ask how that problem can be solved using your own brain and your own skills rather than an app or a widget.

That's the fun in life

26.01.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1222    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

AMERICAN LOSING ONE SOCIAL MEDIA APP:
I’m a refugee

15.01.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 662    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

justice alito, make me editor of PornHub and let me bundle insane fanfiction about the Illuminati alongside hardcore pornography and i will save this nation

15.01.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2400    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 7

marc ignores the fact that we aren't generally angry at Craigslist Craig, even though he helped kill newspapers, because he doesn't seem to have meant it and basically bounced after getting rich. No one hates Wozniak really. We hate you guys because you won't leave us alone.

15.01.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1882    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 9

I think we need to stop assigning pets gender based on their genitals, and start doing it on vibes.

I've definitely met a trans cat before

24.12.2024 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

They took the interview down 😭😭😭

24.12.2024 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 683    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 0

as a fun moral question can anyone explain to me an ethical difference between being an insurance company CEO and firing a gun blindly into a crowd

05.12.2024 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3091    πŸ” 480    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 21
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Here’s the past few I’ve read and enjoyed

05.12.2024 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy at the Acme Corporation: Ah, some dog in Arizona wants to buy a rocket launcher. I’ll send him a really shitty one

09.02.2024 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3992    πŸ” 652    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 8
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speaking of, i also have this WIP i'll finish eventually!! i can share this finally now that video posting has been invented. ft. both @rickyftw.bsky.social and @eliotetc.bsky.social

24.09.2024 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I was a software guy so that I could troll people in the homebrew community like the FTPony/FTBrony dev did back in the day on the 3DS

I'd make some killer CPU/GPU tweaking app and then name it "Hawk Tunah" or something

18.10.2024 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

Honestly this may just be my reading list for 2024!

11.12.2023 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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