cowboy buckle bunny.

see girl i know that you a freak

she slidin down the pole

the way she lookin at me

i’m givin’ her my dough

so wonchu put that pussy on me

yeah girl i say wonchu put that pussy on me

this here another nasty song

i love the way she freak wit no pannies on

Drake gon be even more pissed when they have to play Not Like Us in court and everybody in the room start bobbing their heads 🤷🏽‍♂️

Degrassi really came out swinging with this first episode about Emma being the poster child for To Catch A Predator

something is wrong with Kendrick and I’m very grateful for that 🔥

Her: Bae what you want on your sandwich?

Me:

I love that the folks at the dispensary know me and greet me by name now 😂 like yes, it is I, your local pretty pothead princess 🥰

II HANDS II HEAVEN gon do it for me every time

No, actually that’s the highlight of the app lmao.

all my love to all the Black trans kids on this Trans Day of Remembrance 💜🏳️‍⚧️

me tryna connect my charger without getting out of the bed:

What gif comes up when you type in your name?

suspect is black but can’t learn the tamia shuffle after countless attempts at trying

The app yall built was TikTok lol

If this lady announces a tour on Christmas Day, ima fucking screamcrythrowupandwallslide

every single culture on the continent of Asia popped the fuck off with their food

and this is NOT a safe space for megan thee stallion hate

short rib hash with lavender lemon mimosas for brunch ☺️

I wonder if Beyoncé is watching the fight.

the mother of my children 😮‍💨

This is like going to a new school in the middle of the year

Me following back a Black acct vs. Me following back everyone else:

“You came across my skyline” sound like some romantic shit lmao

Idk how this works but I’m braising short ribs yall