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Only a fraction of what was in the shower drain in my apartment.

This 👇👇

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

You can buy all this at MAGA Lobby.

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My atomic clocks have already sprung forward. Now I have to set them back an hour only to get up and set them ahead tomorrow morning!

Ty
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Good job, Walmart. Keep those $7.00 watches in the locked case.

If the LGBTQ were truly accepted and integrated, why are so many still closeted or in traditional marriages and looking to get some same-sex action?

We have miles to go. Miles. To. Go.

“I’m not here to talk about my feelings” is the most Hillary Clinton statement of all time. 😂

Who the fuck did they think they were talking to?

Sadly, I'll probably never give an online donation again.

Tell Congress: Demand AG Bondi release ALL of the Epstein files now Contact Congress today!

The regime thinks it’s done with the Epstein scandal. They better think again, because we are NOT backing down.

Remind your representatives that we will not stop until they release ALL of the files

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Egads! Time to change numbers!

I made a couple of donations to democratic causes, and I can't get the texts for donations to stop. Really disappointed in how poorly number was protected.

Maybe even chik fil a?

What if he brought in Wendy's, Burger King, KFC, and McDonald's? You know, something real classy.

For the win! I'll try it!

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lol

You’re welcome Chaser and TY
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Servings question: how much memory should I have on an iPhone these days? My current one is 128.

I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws.

You know, like a democracy.

Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Contact Congress today!

Kristi Noem needs to lose her job. If you agree, click below and demand your representatives support the effort to impeach this utter disgrace of a DHS Secretary.

Lots of folks asking me who I’d like to vote for in 2028 and my answer reminds the same: it’s AOC.

But I’ll vote for whichever Dem the primary voters choose as their candidate.

Miller High Life, the champagne of beers. Best of both worlds.

That would be my grandma's recipe. This has chopped carrots, celery, onions, garlic, and skittles! 😉

We used to call my mom's meatloaf firewood because she burned--bad--it all time. We also never knew what was in it--crackers, oatmeal, cream of wheat, Campbell's vegetarian vegetable soup... This loaf is the "Marketplace Recipe," and it's actually pretty good.

This sounds serious. 👍

Beautiful! I was also thinking about some Mad Dog 2020 or a Colt 45.

Champipple, the delightful combination of Champagne and Ripple.