andrew

the hardest part of being into dilfs is the inevitable encountering of their madonna worship

andrii will feel my wrath though he tried to convince me the beep was from dust in the atmosphere. he said your place is dusty. it is not! and in all honesty i only struggled with the battery because i did not have appropriate leverage standing on my relatively low-to-the-ground-arm-chair

out-mascd the chainsmoking maintenance guy in my building who came to replace my smoke detector batteries but they kept beeping (he put them in the wrong way) and was subsequently emasculated because i had to call him again as i couldnt get the second detector’s battery out due to my #fingers

thankfully i dont think barley or corn tea are exxxotic enough for the $100 vintage sweater people. i think ube is already a lost cause

my money is on 미수가루 (korean toasted multigrain drink) being the next victim

no longer young enough to be offered a hotel for the night, unfortunately.

many years into living alone a truly powerful litmus test for something i’ve yet to exactly identify but it is important to me is the willingness for a gay person to say that they can host all the time because truly, i do not want these men in my home. let’s go to the woods like adults.

all my socks are getting holes in the heels and ankles at the same time in an elaborate coordinated attack against my short term financial position

sitting in silence for an hour after having a zoom meeting is balancing the equation

a downside of continuing to mask is that i cannot fag flag my septum piercing and i am too keloid-prone to reasonably get a gay ear piercing about it. i have enough outdoor gay sex to adopt a hankie code look but it feels terribly gauche to, say, buy a new handkerchief in lieu of a found k’chief.

text message from a friend that reads “Oh shit you’re not supposed to wash your hair on Chinese new year but what about people with ass hair”

happy chinese new year 🐎

and/or start your Nipple Enlargement journey

alternatively, massive 0 gauge pendulous barbell bellybutton piercing for something refreshing in the gay bodymod circuit

my mind automatically perceived nipple piercings that weren’t actually there what does this mean about all of this

once again i have ordered and eaten a chocolate based cookie that leaves me feeling like a cigarette butt in a city-maintained mostly-petunia median planter

for legal reasons i am kidding and miserable in a way that works for me

instead here i am, farming tomes. but queer joy is resistance after all.

really bad time for diablo 2 warlock update because i really thought i was emerging from my cabin fever

and currently reading (book worker duty):

park cruising, marcus mccann
daddy lessons, steacy easton
grief is the thing with feathers, max porter

additional book worker duty: reading is never an endorsement and engagement is always critical

ballpoint pen drawing of me, generally

self portrait ballpoint pen

this is just to say, if i follow one disappointing person i will depart like #leaf from #tree

leftist infighting online being largely between meme aggregator instagram accounts is unfortunately the funniest they’ll ever really be. should funny be the goal

a drawing of a figure in a large coat and a kuffiyeh from behind, their arm extended in front of them, a broken handcuff hanging from the wrist. their hand is formed as if holding a gun.

liberation

dad 3 and dad 1 standing close together with various bags of groceries

grocery moment

reactivating here as a potential #place to keep #plugged into local going #ons. much like tumblr there appears to be thriving and silently malicious gay white #otter conmunity here which i will do my best to dance #around for my #health

dad 2 a curly haired mustached fellow sitting in a dry sauna wearing a small towel around his waste. he looks mildly concerned

crude drawing of dad 2 stretching his back painfullt

body aches

increase your handjob output. stone the two birds

dad 3 a bald(ing) hairy man in glasses wearing a pair of long underwear that bunches at the waist in an unconfortable manner

gitch

pen drawing of two anthropomorphic bears in the woods, one looking back presumably pissing, the other walking away looking back with a hanky in his back pocket. yknow.

does a bear piss in the woods

pencil drawing of three dudes wearing their toques rolled up above their ears. a particular wimpy one thinks why are my ears so cold

idiot consortium