Andromeda👽

what are you waiting for

all these replies are genuinely so nice i thought everyone was going to get sexy with it but this is actually rly nice 😭

:)!

no this is actually such a nice compliment (i usually smell like curl cream, dogs and cigarettes 💔💔 but i try to smell nice)

2026 the year of Andromeda

i have nothing to say just tell me nice things about myself in the replies

andromeda cult leader arc

i don’t like outright cruel. it is boring to me. luring someone in a false sense of security? stating things like they’re facts until they agree? wiping someone’s brain until they’re obsessed with me?

andromeda has always been cruel in that they do things and pretend they didn’t know the outcome or gently manipulate you into agreeing with their actions

i enjoy the simple things in life (being big enough to not QUITE end you if i gently step on you)

i won’t be doing a growth drive because i’m already bigger than you anyway which is all i need

giant alien obliterates you with their foot sweat. stay tuned!

i’m going to ruin your life!!!

like it’s absolutely just feeding my ego to know so many people are looking at me but feeding my ego is fun

i am not going to sit here and pretend it doesn’t get me a little upset that i have 20k followers in the other place that i worked really hard for and now i basically cannot use it

giant alien obliterates you with their foot sweat. stay tuned!

followed by saying “please tell me if you don’t want this advice” like 3 times…. They were just doing the movement so so so wrong

they sort of asked me. I said “do you mind if I offer some advice?” and “take what I’m saying with a pinch of salt. Everyone is different and the movement is hard” They also thanked me and introduced themself

i promise this is coming from a place of love and severe lower back pain from shitty rdls 😭😭😭

i just know your back is going to HURT i promise i wasn’t being a dick 😭😭😭

someone at the gym today said “you can tell me if i’m doing these rdls right” because i was also doing them and i still felt like such a dickhead when i asked if i could give some advice

like it’s so immediately off putting for me. i love thinking

the amount i want to talk to you dramatically decreases when i hear you use ai for anything at all

it’s my birthday in 3 days (obviously it’s in macro march)

wanna hitch a ride with me to the gym? for old times sake 👽

who knew we’d be in a time where i sob watching an animation that’s been hand drawn/hand painted

the new g0rill@z album is so good i genuinely can’t focus on anything else

good. sorry i’m so fucking funny and cute

i absolutely irritate a shit load of people around here

i got a bicep pump in the gym today and felt like i could punch through my locker to retrieve my clothes