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YouTube video by notsmoothsteve The Two Spadina Stations

The Keele subway yard was originally named Vincent Yard because of the former Vincent Street. Bay station has Yorkville as a subtitle. And Walmer was one of the two planned stations that got merged into the least convenient transfer station on the system:

youtu.be/vq11033vrcc

Must one wear a basque in such places?

Smoke is what makes computer chips work. That's why they stop working of the smoke gets out.

"Wash your hands" sticker in U.S. bathrooms goes viral due to its confusing design. Rate this translation: mb PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS! Por favor, lave as mãos

Reopening the visionary centre created by Raymond Moriyama, reimagined and renewed for continued public enjoyment is a priority for Save OSC.

Stay tuned for a future announcement about community meetings in April.

The problem with the war in Iraq was that George Bush was an idiot. With the Iran situation, we've got... [checks notes]... oh jesus christ

What a good dog!

“Mr President, the bombings have begun in Tehran and also customers are complaining we have run out of shrimp at the pool buffet.”

It’s getting to where the FIFA peace prize almost has no meaning any more.

No more Filmore Girls 😆

If they can't take the heat, they really are a bunch of snowflakes!

YouTube video by notsmoothsteve Line 5 Eglinton Opening Day - February 8, 2026

I rode it on opening day to make my video below, and my experience that day was much better than Line 6 opening day.

I've used it several times since, with good results each time. So yes, anecdotally, I agree.

youtu.be/qL3ABYUhhH0

Just got checked for proof of payment on TTC Line 5 for the second time - the only two times I've been checked in at least a year, both in the underground section where fare evasion is less likely. Seems like they may be concentrating on the wrong place.

That's okay. A nerd came to your rescue 🤓

That's a long term forecast. I wouldn't get my hopes up.

Is there enough hand sanitizer in the world for the liquidation auction of a strip club?

They have general surgeons but they don't have admiral surgeons

In the Yukon there's one grizzly for every 7 people.

What are you supposed to do if you don't get along with one of the other six people assigned to your grizzly?

Is "16 Inches Plowed" the sequel to Heated Rivalry?

This pretty picture is of the province’s smaller Science Centre near their private spa at Ontario Place. The price tag is $1.4 billion. The existing building only requires about $350 mil over 20 years (and about $30 mil for priority repairs). All this based on the AG report.

The full video is available now, and I shout out @jagohazzard.bsky.social (whose two most recent videos coincidentally have some relevance to this one). Please check it out!

Dammit - I've been looking forward to visiting his brothels on Centre Island all these years and I guess now that's not going to happen.

The Finch West signal priority is good, but just as important is fixing the hilariously bad crawling pace of the trains which is mostly self inflicted.

I'm gonna stop you at "Trump thinks"

That's gonna hurt sales of Matthews jerseys.

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

BREAKING

Charles Kushner, the US Ambassador to France, has been banned from meeting with members of the French government after he failed to show up to a diplomatic summons with the French Foreign Minister.

YouTube video by notsmoothsteve Toronto's Branchless Subways

My next video, about how the Toronto subway's lack of branches compares to other subway systems, comes out Wednesday evening at 19h00 EST (00h00 UTC). Until then, please watch the trailer!

youtu.be/bifHlrSm5_Y

Total lack of transparency is what Metrolinx does best!

Dougie will be very disappointed by your negativity, buddy 😆