Not Smooth Steve 🍁

He had a beef with the Trump administration.

Or maybe it was a cold cut combo.

Doug Ford is paying someone NINE MILLION DOLLARS to figure out how to say "no, that's stupid" without using any of those words.

REZNOR space heater

Trent's brother Vent

Please keep JD Vance away from this exhibit.

I believe you mean Hyperloop 😆

Well played, sir.

Shawn Take A Bow.

“Assault with a deli weapon.”

[checks statutes)

Nope, not here.

If the sub didn't split, you must aquit

Raging narcissist claims that an election that rejected everything he stands for wasn't about him. Good try, Donald. Loser. 😎

Apple has long been paternalistic. Except for fart apps.

You Don't Mess With The Zohran

The Rule of Two states that at any time there can only be two Sith Lords.

Who will become @darthputinkgb.bsky.social apprentice?

If he's only his half-brother, does that mean he f***s love seats?

Davisville?

A satirical news headlines reads: Dick Cheney shoots Devil in the face

News In Photo

Drake Fakes? Lawsuit Against Spotify Claims Rapper Is Boosted By Billions Of Fraudulent Streams Drake’s Spotify streams were inflated from bots and suspicious accounts, according to a new class action lawsuit.

And now we know who's listening to Drake.

www.billboard.com/pro/drake-fa...

The existence of Maria Bartiromo implies the existence of Maria Lisairomo and Lisa Maggieiromo.

"Ugh. Just failed No Nut November. That bag of peanuts was just too tempting."

"Well, peanuts are technically legumes, not nuts"

"I know what I said ;)"

do they always move the losing team's clocks one hour towards the winning team's? what happens when the teams share a time zone?

Cat walking on keyboard?

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I feel bad for the Eglinton Crosstown LRT drivers. They're missing the game so they can drive empty vehicles back and forth on a line that's probably going to have eleventy more showstoppers before its perpetually delayed opening.

And… Marie-Philip Poulin is at Game 7, wearing a Vladdy Guerrero Jr. jersey. Had to be done! 🥰🥰 #BlueJays #WorldSeries #CaptainClutch

Spotted in Karlskrona, Sweden 🇸🇪🚲 Perfect illustration of how one parking spot for cars equals 8-10 spaces for bikes. Imagine #lifeaftercars @thewaroncars.bsky.social

I hope the Jays wear white panel caps tonight. They didn't last night and look what happened.

This walking curse better stay home tomorrow night!

But does the button actually do anything? 😆

When you chonky and work in development, one costume always works

Isn't this the same government that tied its meagre university funding to the ability of graduates to find good jobs in their fields? Yet the skills development slush fund doesn't even attempt to track this for its recipients.

Amazon, then Sportsnet+, then Microsoft, now Bell - has the robot uprising begun?

Don't forget to leave enough time to get home for first pitch. Wouldn't want to miss a homer!