snargleplax

My dearest Bianca,

I received your labubu in the mail today. It made me think fond memories of simpler times. I’m happy to tell you that we’ve taken rest in Chattanooga. Such respite gave me time to post. I’m proud to tell you, it did numbers…

"No shade"
— naked tree

me: so you see, seven ate nine, and clearly ten is out of the picture somehow already, so eleven is probably next

7-11 clerk: please just go

The confidence of a person who eats a peach without a paper towel

how very dare you

in PUBLIC‽

too edgy and controversial

accidentally attending the "No Short Kings" rally

a crude drawing of a trash bin with a large human face sticking out of the top of it, surrounded by trash, with the caption "early testing for the public trash bins with human faces that beg to be fed garbage indicated that most found them too unsettling to use. However, the small number of participants, including some investors, who said they found the bins deeply erotic, and attempted to form romantic relationships with the bins was considered promising enough to continue funding the project."

10/07/2025

I was subjected to some terrible AI-generated erotica the other day and I cannot get over that one of the growling alpha dude dirty talk lines was "you'll taste me every time you close your thighs."

I. What. What does that MEAN.

I'm autistic, so I'm used to being misunderstood.

Didn't anticipate the rapture going like this

Celery hears ya.

Celery don’t care.

Yes, it is the same point. That's why I said "restatement". I meant "inverted" in the sense of using phrasing based on what folks "love" rather than what they "hate". That's all. We're not disagreeing. I'm saying (as are you), people love the comfort of not examining their own culpability.

YouTube video by MarkTurver1990 The Stone Roses - Tears (audio only)

It only leads to one thing...

youtu.be/YRg7oV6q05Q?...

I think this brings it to an inverted restatement of your original point: such folks love not having to interrogate the status quo more than they love the justice that would come from doing so.

delete website

I’d join a polycule just to disrupt the power structure

Justice for Gwen Pepperoni

Fuck you Jay

That can happen‽

Best way to stop being called racist is to stop being racist. AND YET.

it’s Jesus Christ! the man himself. he’s been crucified and he’s saying “i’m here you judaas bitch”

Some days you're flailing, other days you straight corn doggin'

there are only a few dozen squirrels in any given city but they really get around

gotta admit they're tasty

that is no laughing matter

upping my ventriloquism game by giving the puppets peanut butter so it looks like they're talking

What was she laughing at?

the toad that licks back