My sweet cat Freddie is curled up against my knees and I can hear him purring. My sweet little boy.

And women are too emotional…

With my two boys it often starts with gentle grooming which then devolves into fighting/play. It’s rare that I get involved and stop it. The situation resolves itself when one of them walks away.

Love her. Eye on the prize. Get behind the Dem nominee and don’t let off on the gas

Thanks for the reminder. Looking forward to this.

Yes. Love her.

I was born and raised in Houston. I live in PHX now and can’t vote in TX anymore. I think the majority of voting Dems in Texas understand the stakes this November. I love Jasmine Crockett but a Cornyn or Paxton could and would win. Talarico puts this seat into serious play. Then again, Beto…

Ah of course. That explains it

Came here to say the same thing

I see the giant monitor of X posts is hidden this time

Got the notification on time for once. I’ll be watching.

Freddie says thank you

I’m so tired of people saying Texas will be a purple state in [insert any election year]. I truly believed Beto was going to pull it off. Then Colin was on fire. I hope I’m wrong. I really do. It’s so hard to watch from the desert.

I agree with you. I thought the Paxton divorce would sink his poll numbers, but I have access to local Houston channels here and he and Cornyn, while battling an ugly primary against each other, will not ensure a Dem senate win. Cruz won against Beto by such a slim margin. It pissed me off.

Sure sex is great, but have you ever brought heavy groceries up three flights of stairs TWICE in the desert sun and then opened a cold Diet Coke and taken four gulps after you’re done?

There’s literally a Tweet for everything

So I can’t vote anymore in Texas because I live in PHX now, but I grew up in Houston, and Jasmine cannot win. I’m sorry. She can’t. I love her. But she can’t win against Cornyn or Paxton. As much as I want her to, she can’t. Ask me how I know (Beto, Colin)

Tuna casserole for dinner tonight #whatscooking

Haha, I grew up in Houston and moved to the desert (AZ) in 2024, so I’m enjoying this thread 😂

Ouch, Tom. From someone also in the desert. 🫠

I got my first colonoscopy yesterday. It was so easy. The prep wasn’t nearly as bad as I had read and imagined. I was at the clinic for about 2.5 hours. They found two small polyps. Please get your screening. It is absolutely not a big deal to do, and it can save your life.

Remember when Ivana said he attacked her when he was experiencing pain after his hair surgery?

The evidence will be revealed in two weeks

Every time we normalize his behavior we lose IQ points as a society

I got my first Mazda in 2012 and haven’t looked back.

Imagine being so stupid that you’d refuse a measles vaccine. We are the dumbest country.

I’m visiting friends in Nola this weekend, and their adorable cat, Mirabel, was loving on me. She met me two days ago. This is a success 😻

I called his name and he turned around and yawned 😂

🔥🔥🔥

So’s Freddie