HimBull Max

Gotta love the easy work days before the holidays. No calls I gotta be on and working from home means I can be as comfy as possible while working. Gotta love it.

Feeling rather uninspired these evenings. Really need a hobby or something to occupy my time.

Congrats on chugging along! Both for school and your growth!

Wishing there was more hump in my hump day. This midweek slump be rough closer to the holidays.

Hard to find but worth the challenge!

Far stronger of an individual than I'll ever be just from getting up early, nvm being productive.

Adulting skill achieved. I have now perfected a go to dish for pot lucks that's sure to be a people pleaser and unique. Deviled eggs.

For the safety of my lawyer and Uber driver though I am remaining in witness protection in hopes to stay away from that scary food judge on TikTok.

#TBT to Fort Lauderdale Pride this year. The first time I finally conquered my own social anxiety and went to a Pride event. Had a blast in the warm summer sun at the beach, pool parties, and dance clubs galore.

Really missing that beautiful warm sun today in my ice box of an office.

One of my clients we do business with has a mascot of a bull. I've been slowly putting together a bullpen of my own of their mascot to help talk through things at work.

As you can see these bulls are always hard at work.

Ugh so cute, I need that onesie for my WFH days.

Happy #MCM to those who celebrate. Gotta be something great to celebrate a Monday right? Cause I can't think of anything better. Time to go crush the gym then.

Your local druid is more than happy to keep you satiated with a heroes feast! And some goodberries just to be sure!

Trying to get a new style going with my hair. I never had it this thin on the sides. You can definitely see some Grey's doing this.

I really wish I could give more height to my hair on top though. Make it look more mane like but alas, the years be thinning my hair and not my waist.

Its funny, you'd think only red capes would be a thing that aggravates a bull.

No, red traffic lights set me off in the same amount when they're not synced up properly. I hate driving. 😩

*Stares concerned at random influx of tickets on an early Friday morning*

*Stops panicking when told it's a full moon tonight on a Friday*

And suddenly everything is at peace. Good luck to all yall dealing with full moon crazies today.

Ugh, a bull shouldn't be stuck sitting in an office on a Friday watching tickets come in. I have such a restless energy to just go somewhere. At least its a WFH day. #TGIF

Ugh, where can I get a pillow like this 😩

Guns out, goons out!

Work done. Work out commence.

Reason why if I like something I buy it in ever color. Never know what color I'm feeling that day!

The way 'Save to Desktop' is my default because I dont know how to find stuff in one drive is sad 😭😭

Looking cute too!

Daily Routine In Office Edition:

- Gripe while getting ready to go to work
- Gripe at the traffic heading into work
- Pick up sweet treat of Iced Coffee because I'm a good boy for going in
- Zen for 2 hours
- Gripe Iced Coffee is empty

Alfred once said, "What's the point of all those pushups if you can't lift up a bloody log."

I find myself in the gym today asking the same question and yearning for the coaching style of Michael Caine.

Its sad. As much as I enjoy the regalness of Sam Eagle, I know I more closely align with Rizzo the Rat 😂

Finally enjoying the cooler weather in Florida. The one time I can actually dress up like a lumberjack in the woods.

Daily Routine WFH Edition:

- Morning walk
- Catch up on emails
- Make pot of coffee and breakfast
- Stare at Excel for the next 8 hours trying to make numbers not be scary

Little more about me. I'm not tall, I'm not dark, and am under the presumption I'm handsome until proven otherwise.

Other than that I'm your average dude, but looking into getting more serious about working out. A big strong himbull needs a good core foundation, and frankly I don't got that yet.

First post. Ok, don't screw it up or anything.

Goodbye.

F***!