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@nancygoldstein.bsky.social

Brooklynite turned Barcelonian because low pain threshold. Queer AF. Comedian. Professor. Activist. Qui tacet consentit.

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Latest posts by nancygoldstein.bsky.social on Bluesky

You took the words right out of my mouth. I would add the apparent necessity to talk about (in no particular order): your dick, Hitler, and “jokes” that begin with “I’m not racist, but…”

04.06.2025 10:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, NOW Anne Coulter notices.🙈

30.04.2025 19:21 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The MAGA-Regret Awards for Trump's Wild First 100 Days A tribute to the folks careening through democratic norms like a driverless Tesla.

Finding the humor in the forlorn, today, from the very talented @nancygoldstein.bsky.social

"My takeaway from that tableau? Only an unwitting toddler would willingly act as Musk’s human shield."

Heh. Fair!

29.04.2025 17:36 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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The MAGA-Regret Awards for Trump's Wild First 100 Days A tribute to the folks careening through democratic norms like a driverless Tesla.

Let's give these nice people some awards: www.thedailybeast.com/the-maga-reg...

29.04.2025 21:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The MAGA-Regret Awards for Trump's Wild First 100 Days A tribute to the folks careening through democratic norms like a driverless Tesla.

As they damn well should be: www.thedailybeast.com/the-maga-reg...

29.04.2025 21:06 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Please. That fire only gets kindled when Hillary sends an email on a private server, Obama wears a beige suit, or a trans person does absolutely anything. BTW, just published a tribute to the folks careening through democratic norms like a driverless Tesla. www.thedailybeast.com/the-maga-reg...

29.04.2025 17:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks, Gabe! Per my piece, "It’s always worth shaming people who have taken a vow to serve the people and uphold the Constitution, only to toss both into the wood chipper."

29.04.2025 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Girl. I thank you for your service--and regret that you have to spend even a single fucking second of your life debunking this endless firehose of bullshit. Stay strong! Also, come see me in Barcelona, where we're already swimming outside. xo

29.04.2025 16:54 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, but it was a GOOD revolution for the RIGHT reasons. 🤔😳😬🙄😵‍💫

10.04.2025 21:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DEA Classifies Red Wine As Schedule I Drug To Spite Ex-Wife SPRINGFIELD, VA—In a decision meant to crack down on the allegedly dangerous substance and the “total fucking bitch” who uses it, the acting head of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, Derek Mal...

DEA Classifies Red Wine As Schedule I Drug To Spite Ex-Wife  — theonion.com/dea-classifi...

03.04.2025 06:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
North Dakota republican senator, ray holmburg, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for traveling to Prague to rape children

North Dakota republican senator, ray holmburg, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for traveling to Prague to rape children

Still not a drag queen or trans person...

apnews.com/article/nort...

28.03.2025 23:15 — 👍 297    🔁 122    💬 27    📌 14

Well, SOMEONE has to write their stuff: it's not like the people he has running the DOJ are wading in at the deep end of the gene pool.

19.03.2025 14:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He IS my rep, and I DID contact him numerous times before his disastrous vote. And now he'll NEVER get another vote from me.

18.03.2025 21:28 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What @natsechobbyist.bsky.social said. Suck it, @schumer.senate.gov. I've voted for you for the LAST TIME (and I say this as someone who has voted for you steadily since moving to NYC in 1997).

18.03.2025 21:27 — 👍 48    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks for the summary!

17.03.2025 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My only concern about ousting @schumer.senate.gov--my senator, by the way, and a man whose "sell by" date passed LONG ago, is who we'll get instead.

17.03.2025 12:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, THIS has held up well over the past 90 days: Vindman vindicated.

16.03.2025 18:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yep. That tracks.

16.03.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, entirely to be expected. Which part of what Trump and his minions and Project 2025 were saying out loud and repeatedly all throughout the run-up to the election did people not believe? Which part does @schumer.senate.gov still not believe, even now?

16.03.2025 09:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Elon Musk Shared, Then Deleted X Post Absolving Hitler, Stalin and Mao of Genocide (Gift Article) The post falsely claimed that Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Mao Zedong were not responsible for the murders of millions of people, but rather public sector workers were.

FASCISM ALERT

Friday, March 14th, Elon Musk shared an X user's post claiming that Hitler, Stalin & Mao didn't murder millions of people: public sector workers did. Elon quickly deleted it after it sparked a backlash.

Free article from NYT.

15.03.2025 07:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've voted for you since moving to Brooklyn in 1997. I promise you that that will end if you vote for today's Republican spending bill. And yes, I read your NYT op-ed. And nope, you're wrong. If you're not prepared to be an aggressive and effective opposition leader, it's time to step aside.

14.03.2025 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just want @maddow.msnbc.com to know all my efforts to contact @schumer.senate.gov, my Senator, through his offices to tell him to vote NO on the R spending bill, have failed. No one picks up and all mailboxes are full. Please don't let him get away with not listening to his constituents.

14.03.2025 14:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

True dat!!!

13.03.2025 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you! I'll cite you and send you a clip from tomorrow's sets.

11.03.2025 05:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dark, Talia. Very dark. And hilarious. May I borrow it for my comedy routine?

11.03.2025 05:44 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Peter Beinart: 'I feared ethnic cleansing on a large scale, but I couldn't imagine Gaza' ***

I'm strangely comforted listening to this interview with Peter Beinart: www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

11.03.2025 05:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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US added to international watchlist for rapid decline in civic freedoms Civicus, an international non-profit, puts country alongside Democratic Republic of Congo, Italy, Pakistan and Serbia

BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨

US added to international watchlist for rapid decline in civic freedoms

Civicus, an international non-profit, puts country alongside Democratic Republic of Congo, Italy, Pakistan and Serbia

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

10.03.2025 02:04 — 👍 1688    🔁 739    💬 41    📌 66

SUCH a good guy. Proof positive that being rich doesn't mean you HAVE TO be a self-absorbed, entitled, heartless prick.

10.03.2025 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This admin is cutting $400 mill to Columbia because even with a violent, unprecedented police crackdown, they “didn’t make Jewish students feel safe.” Meanwhile Def Sec Pete Hegseth’s press secretary is at minimum a Nazi sympathizer. I know what makes this Jew feel less safe.

09.03.2025 16:14 — 👍 342    🔁 90    💬 11    📌 0

We remember. #NotSoFastCuomo

06.03.2025 12:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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