Vanilla Gorilla Nick Brashear

You’re all good. Let’s rage

You need to switch up and come to Punk Rock Bowling. You have time to get it all together.

2 Fast 2 Furious on my plane ride home.

Of course I’m behind a line of boomers that are asking 2,005 questions for something that should take no less than 5 minutes.

Always on some type of flight delay. Today’s bullshit has me in Wichita, KS where the plane errored out literally right before takeoff. To make matters worse, there’s 2 kids screaming non stop.

And airline services have gotten worse. I started traveling for work in 2006 and I seriously consider leaving because how bad the airlines are. I’m willing to drive up to 12 hours to avoid airlines.

This is a hard triggering post so you have been warned.

God didn’t stop the bullets today.

Think about that next time you shove your church shit down people’s throats.

Another day in America tho.

Not sure what crack Spotify DJ smokes but seriously, I have never listened to Kanye, Drake, or Chappelle Roans. Quit playing that shit.

2A time.

What if they were just asking questions, bruh?

Today by far is the worst NYC traffic I’ve been in. 2 hours and I have traveled 8 miles.

Couldn’t believe it. Reddit gave me a permanent ban and I successfully appealed it!

A lot of barking and no biting. Republicans figured out that they have no opposition. Do nothing Democrats will just keep talking loudly with no action. They will have no shame in asking for money though.

Don’t think I have paid $3.46/Gallon of gas since Bush. Thanks, Trump. I think I’m going to get some of those I did that stickers with Trump instead of Biden.

Was supposed to fly to Hartford tonight but flight got canceled. Pist because I won’t get to my hotel until 3am.

Guaranteed he cannot complete 1 push up.

So why didn’t you storm the Capitol? There really wasn’t harsh consequences at the end of the day. They all got away with it, except for a short term inconvenience.

When they forced her candidacy on us, I laughed and told my friends get ready for Trump again.

She’s right but the Do Nothing Democrats are completely tone deaf. They run campaigns based on begging for money from a base that can’t afford groceries. They won’t get dirty like the MAGA scum and we are all suffering because of it.

Fuck off, where were you when it mattered in November?

Love when someone tries to say dumb shit like, “you can vote Republican but you don’t have to agree with everything.” Fuck you get fisted, dork. Love watching them get downvoted on Reddit. They’re probably on Parler bitching about woke Reddit.

LOL got 2 speed tickets from a camera from East Cleveland. Mail right into the trash. You’re never getting a dime from me.

The Epstein files are not being released because at the very least Trump is implicated to the degree some of his rabid supporters would turn and try Butler, PA again.

These are the real heroes that will mow down Meal Team Six faster than they can eat their double cheeseburgers in their dreamed up Civil War. Way to push them to the opposition!

I don’t care what you think, The Devil’s Rejects is a masterpiece. The other two films in the series suck but god damn this one is perfect.

Would be wild if that was the actual place Mormons are supposed to go for their holy land. Their bullshit is just as nuts as Scientology except they stuck with Jesus instead of aliens.

Mickey Roarke, still hanging tough.

I didn’t mean to attack you, the attack is on our government.

Oh you know they have those gold spray painted Starbury shoes.