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Growler🐻

@gbnz.bsky.social

Bear - Engineer - Walking midlife crisis - NSFW - 🏳️‍🌈 - Not just thirst traps (in theory) - Will reskeet things that make me go "Unf" (Followers with no posts / blank profile / all reposts / red flags = blocked. )

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Sounds like someone thinks of you as no more than a self-propelled fuck machine. I believe that's called "a red flag".

10.03.2026 04:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had an email template for one client with giant red text:

THIS JOB WILL NOT PROCEED UNTIL YOU CONFIRM [insert item that needs action: storyboard, timeline, budget, etc] BY REPLYING TO THIS EMAIL.

Did they miss deadlines because they sometimes didn't reply? Of course they did.

10.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. Yes you do. 😈

10.03.2026 02:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I also RTFM and expect others to do the same. Apparently that means I'm either German or on the spectrum.
Hint: I'm not German...

10.03.2026 02:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pretty sure that's you.

10.03.2026 02:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How did I get to the age of fifty*mumble* without knowing drum sander thicknessers were a thing?!

10.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own..."

10.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah. I wouldn't know about that; I'm not a grown up, I'm just old.

09.03.2026 22:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey champ, you don’t need someone telling you what to do, you already know that looking after yourself makes sense. Now go make me proud.

09.03.2026 21:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??!!
Well done! I would have literally exploded by now.

09.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I got a new toy: a cage intended to prevent improper self-handling. Not that I need hands…

08.03.2026 23:45 — 👍 163    🔁 18    💬 12    📌 0

😅 Maaaybe... I'd need pictures of your shorts to compare though. 😈

06.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And some still photos to round out a fun Fat Cock Friday. #FCF

06.03.2026 21:06 — 👍 244    🔁 16    💬 7    📌 0
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You all got me feral on this Fat Cock Friday!
#FCF

06.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 305    🔁 29    💬 22    📌 1
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1am Fat Cock Friday photos. It seems *someone* is having fun in the playroom tonight.
#FCF

06.03.2026 12:11 — 👍 312    🔁 15    💬 6    📌 0

Wait, the little people in my phone have little people in *their* phones?!?!! How far does this madness go? Is it elephants the whole way down?!!
(Also: hugs!)

06.03.2026 12:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How was the rave? 😜

04.03.2026 08:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you realise the “ambitious” toy you bought a couple years ago is now your warmup toy.

04.03.2026 01:17 — 👍 187    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

Toy has left the chat

04.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

😳

03.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anyone need a handyman?

27.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 199    🔁 4    💬 6    📌 0

I got you a couple of greased up arms for you! I’ll keep them warm until I see you next. 😈

01.03.2026 05:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'd be working on you, that's for sure. 😈

01.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Totally, but show up looking like that and we're not getting much work done. 🥵

01.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😍 Congratulations! Such a happy day in any boy's life.

01.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🥵

01.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's pronounced "Bnuntch"

01.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Paused splitting firewood to have a dumb himbo dad moment.

01.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 161    🔁 8    💬 5    📌 0

You are zoomed in entirely too close, lad. I might have to show you in person.

28.02.2026 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OMG that was a fun year!

27.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0