Huckleberry Ted

If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.

To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

Remove the cap of house members. Each district is 250-350k.

Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in D.C. found not guilty of misdemeanor after trial A man who was charged with throwing a sandwich at a federal agent was found not guilty of one count of misdemeanor assault by a jury in Washington, D.C.

BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent in D.C. is found not guilty of a misdemeanor at trial.

Wouldn’t have thought that nbc got Steve but msnbc got the khakis

None of the big blue counties have even reported yet!

Only 4th in units sold. LSU has cheaper booze than us.

You look like a Supreme Court justice sitting at that table. Awesome!

Did my duty

Georgia Public Service Commission

And as I typed that the refs fuck the Chiefs again by missing a tipped ball but you know, The Narrative

Because Tony V doesn’t want to be referred to like Lane Kiffin means he was never in that category.

I am telling you EVERYONE in Alabama is texting about the 3 cops in Fairhope tackling the woman in the enormous inflatable dick costume. EVERYONE.

Jesus Christ

And this is when I have to change the channel and not put myself through this stress.

Of course we could have had a safety and they get the first down

Lose Dilfer, Beat a ranked team. #GoBlazers

Muppets Christmas Carol

Striking milestone in the Trent Dilfer era at UAB:

The SEC Refs are straight ass.

I'm not too far behind because I was in high school then. I was graduating with my masters when the mattresses were lit on fire. 🙃

I've hated Arkansas since I watched that 6 overtime game in 2002 with the Ice Man himself.

It's not that the calls haven't gone Tennessee's way. They're just the wrong calls.

Big Man a little loose with that football, but turnover Hogs and Vols recover

Touchdown Tennessee!!

Now defense, buckle up.

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive) Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...

He went down immediately. But I also feel bad for the Missouri player. He was just right there.

I love upset Saturday's when the Vols are on a bye.

I don’t want to be cheering for Florida but I do appreciate Texas losing. Horns down

No more cow bell