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Ian Stone

@ianstonecomedy.bsky.social

Stand-up comedian. Presents Handbrake Off. Him. The football guy. You know. You might have seen him in something or other. Or heard him. Or read his book. He gets about. Him. Stoney.

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I couldn't bring myself to say exactly what it was.

19.02.2026 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this analogy will run and run

19.02.2026 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you on the fun boat? Toot toot

19.02.2026 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did you record this while events were happening at Molineux?

19.02.2026 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is it Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's birthday today? Excellent

19.02.2026 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Do you think Raya and Gabriel are going to sit together on the coach home?

18.02.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jump on the fun boat he said

18.02.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucks sake Arsenal

18.02.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deserved that

18.02.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you

14.02.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ha. thank you. and yes, I did enjoy the Lebanese. Nice food

13.02.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking of doing a minute by minute analysis of the game but after that, I might just do the regular show

12.02.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a great performance, take the draw, move on.

12.02.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something compelled me to make this

10.02.2026 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3666    ๐Ÿ” 1070    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Watford, THEN Westminster

09.02.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do we all get a go at being Prime Minister? 15 minutes of Prime Minister

09.02.2026 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Handbrake Off: A show about Arsenal: What canโ€™t Martin Zubimendi do? Amy Lawrence and Adrian Clarke join Ian Stone to discuss Arsenalโ€™s 3-0 win against Sunderland at Emirates stadium on Saturday.ย The panel reflect on how both teams approached the game, the differ...

Handbrake Off pod got together to chew over the weekend football. My favourite bit was @adrianjclarke.bsky.social telling everyone to 'kill the vibe'. Also with @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social. Enjoy x

pod.fo/e/38b86c

09.02.2026 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone had any doubt that the referees think that the game is theirs, well, now you know. Just nonsense.

08.02.2026 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't know that. thank you

05.02.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Handbrake Off: A show about Arsenal: Kai Havertz scores again... Amy Lawrence and Art de Rochรฉ join Ian Stone to discuss Arsenalโ€™s 1-0 win against Chelsea in the Carabao Cup semi-final second leg to book their place at Wembley.The panel reflect on the celebra...

All aboard the fun boat on the latest Handbrake Off pod. With a giddy @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social and an Art de Roche who found his inner Dalai Lama. Includes:

Boring punditry takes
Flowers for Kai
Special appearance John Terry

Enjoy x

pod.fo/e/387f99

04.02.2026 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love this sentence

02.02.2026 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Keep fighting the good fight Sam

01.02.2026 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want Tottenham to win today and I feel miserable. Imagine wanting them to win every week

01.02.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just read the lyrics again. so prescient. forty years ago. amazing

01.02.2026 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And thank you btw

31.01.2026 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People do say that my voice does seem like it belongs to a taller man

31.01.2026 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump lays wreath at Tomb of Unknown Molester

Trump lays wreath at Tomb of Unknown Molester

Trumpโ€™s First Year In Office https://theonion.com/trumps-first-year-in-office/

30.01.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1811    ๐Ÿ” 277    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Preview
Handbrake Off: A show about Arsenal: Is this really the end of the world? Amy Lawrence and Adrian Clarke join Ian Stone to reflect on Arsenal's 3-2 defeat to Manchester United, and ask whether the result really is the end of the world.The panel discuss the nature of the ...

Ok everyone?

On the new Handbrake Off pod we pondered what was more troubling - Arsenal or the world? As ever, @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @adrianjclarke.bsky.social and I try to find a bit of perspective somewhere... Enjoy x

pod.fo/e/380e07

26.01.2026 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dark times

25.01.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

looks it

25.01.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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