My research always leads to chubby grandpas packing heat, while @willaverill.bsky.social needs to stop talking about oral all the time.
02.03.2026 11:03 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My research always leads to chubby grandpas packing heat, while @willaverill.bsky.social needs to stop talking about oral all the time.
02.03.2026 11:03 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Episode 539: Butthole Awareness! @willaverill.bsky.social swallows his own soul, @robonelson.bsky.social seeks the mythical Young Brimley, Teddy Roosevelt vs Harrison Ford, HR dept secret breeding programs, & immortality means better buttholes! #LetThemButtholesFly!
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New Ollie content alert!
@willaverill.bsky.social & Ollie introduce Triple Deuce, 3 minutes & 33 seconds of a Gen A child trying to relate with a Gen X father. The cat's in the cradle & they're doing a podcast!
Episode 1: You Cranky Old Man, is free for all here:
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Do I love editing the podcast too much? Do @willaverill.bsky.social and I love club crackers too much? And can you believe Will is only just learned about Chet Hanks!? These wutherings are too damn heights!
23.02.2026 07:23 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Episode 538: The Sum of Human Yumminess! @willaverill.bsky.social watches for hate of the game, @robonelson.bsky.social never forgets a Toby, Perfect Storm for a Recipe for Disaster (dir. Ang Lee), realest homie in Westeros, & why these heights gotta wuther so much!?
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Episode 537: Keep Cool with (Jennifer) Coolidge! @willaverill.bsky.social's top 5 questions, @robonelson.bsky.social gets his notes legs back, Ollie drops by w/ songs & impressions, fighting fire with raw charisma, metaphorical divorce, and beware the fact petard!
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Norwich, why are your streets running thick with felonious horniness? Also, @willaverill.bsky.social goes to war against Head and Shoulders
08.02.2026 07:49 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Episode 536: Criminal Horniness! @willaverill.bsky.social's BBC masturbation rankings, @robonelson.bsky.social;s thinking about thermos full of beans, Goonies adjacency analytics, Superbowl (100% more Seattle), & pull down the wombly whatsit before gleaming the cube!
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Episode 535: Ain’t Nothing Wrong with Wings! @willaverill.bsky.social hits our old stomping grounds, @robonelson.bsky.social's straightjacket is but a memory, prostitutes singing Journey, opium dens & the patriarchy, no kissing in West Kansas, & a Super Bowl preview!
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It’s 3pm on a Wednesday, which means the haberdasher is in church
26.01.2026 10:07 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Episode 534: ‘Splode Hobo! @robonelson.bsky.social's got big ‘ol storage, @willaverill.bsky.social's got a rocket launcher, ho ho ho, we’ve got a 3-body problem, books are horny, and there’s nothing you can do about an explosion, kids!
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Herpes is a bad brand partner
19.01.2026 06:39 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Episode 533: Hiddleston’s Horny Hotel! @willaverill.bsky.social is enthusiastic about herpes, @robonelson.bsky.social dispels sucking myths, a Game of Thrones prequel that isn’t bad, the televisual horniness of Tom Hiddleston, oops it’s not herpes, and go Broncos!
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Dogs and cats, living with people, mass hysteria!
12.01.2026 06:11 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Episode 532: Load-Bearing Unicorn Horn! @willaverill.bsky.social’s getting into Buddhism &/or ancient aliens, if @robonelson.bsky.social’s unicorn horn falls we all do, Will's weaponizing his night Buddhism to turn Nelson’s clay into sexual innuendo, & melted ducks!
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Being from the future is no excuse to be a creep
29.12.2025 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Episode 531: Edible Reasons! @robonelson.bsky.social's sizing up who to eat first, @willaverill.bsky.social's self-conscious about his own edibility, but the moral of the podcast is: don’t be the most edible one in the room, kids! Alpha dog 2026! We’re riding a bus!
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Episode 530: Big in Nigeria (Deucey New Year)! @willaverill.bsky.social is getting down with the sickness, @robonelson.bsky.social is teaching classes on time travel etiquette, a Time Cop meets Harry & the Hendersons situation, and no French-Canadians in a dystopia!
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Episode 529: Taekwondo & Red Lobster w/ Shaq! Happy Holi-Deuce! @willaverill.bsky.social’s the bad cop, @robonelson.bsky.social’s canonically pro-robot but killer printers have him buggin, we’re both giving Shaq our nuclear codes, & we want you to be our scientist!
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Episode 528: Twilight Squeakers! @willaverill.bsky.social’s family is finally impressed, @robonelson.bsky.social wishes he was Bob Cratchit, less knees mo problems, in USA the gap minds you, 2 lawyers enter 1 lawyer leaves, & what if we did forget, Simple Minds!?
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Episode 527: Quarter-Kravitzing! @willaverill.bsky.social's hubris made him try Rikering a couch, @robonelson.bsky.social says a lawyer's just an adman w/ more rules, Beefyboy, esq., jaunty but sexual, too drafty to Kravitz, & why Santa's dick was out in your home!
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Episode 526: Friendsgiving 2: Throwin' Rolls! @ambertolina.bsky.social, @babyshoes4cash.com, @edisthebest.bsky.social, @willaverill.bsky.social & @robonelson.bsky.social still celebrating! Top law dog, Gideon’s Trumpet 2: Double Jeopardy, Simon & Garfunkel & Salad!
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Stuffing is bread pudding that fucks
24.11.2025 08:37 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Episode 525: The Pound-Round, a Friendsgiving Episode! Special guests Amber Fraley, Skye Maus & Ed Parker! The gift of Thanksgiving, special podcast English relationship, Skeletor with AIDS, heely bowling, and Navy: the party military branch! Pound us up!
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Episode 524: Implied Touche! @willaverill.bsky.social's book is @ravenbookstore.bsky.social, @robonelson.bsky.social keeps his brain high & tight, the New Coke of eugenics, Mad King vs Kramer vs Kramer, and those magical, masturbating Hardy Boys!
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Episode 523: I’m a Lonely Cabbage! @willaverill.bsky.social skips life's tutorial, @robonelson.bsky.social has nothing against Mrs. Dalloway, hamster coma, apologies Mr. Eliot’s Ghost, & please explain the buttholes! Will book Q&A Tue 7pm @ravenbookstore.bsky.social!
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Episode 522: Legal Porridge! Negotiations are open for @willaverill.bsky.social’s hand, @robonelson.bsky.social’s checking fine print on the grail cave, your dad who was killed by robots, and what if everything was on fire!? Will’s book party Tues 7pm at Maceli's!
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Episode 521: Emulating the European Penis (The German Episode)! @robonelson.bsky.social's turtle heraldry, @willaverill.bsky.social’s Top 5 Things to Make You Prettier (now w/ 7 things!), metaphor cops, this town's like the movie Backdraft, & secret hotness judges!
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Episode 520: The Micropenis of the Orchestral Set! @willaverill.bsky.social's mother was a cello & his father a French horn, @robonelson.bsky.social would choose the oboe at knifepoint, old-timey music lawyer vs jungle lawyer, & humping a keyboard, as above so below!
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Remember, @willaverill.bsky.social's book is coming soon! Go to lfkwasteland.com for event info, purchase details, extras, and more!
13.10.2025 05:08 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0