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Susy Bastille

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You can usually find me yelling about how aliens didn't build the pyramids on podcasts https://linktr.ee/susybastille

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I made....a thing!

04.06.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently my rude offspring has been keeping a list of weird things i call the cats. I don't remember saying half of these but he insists.

Oompa Loompa, land otter, hell spawn, pumpkin pie, weasel breathe, turd burglar, floof minion, golgothan, sweet baby angel face, sour patch cat, hades helper

30.05.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tiny turtle made out of pine needles and petals from a pinecone.

28.05.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His majesty

25.05.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Accidentally walked 7 miles into the woods because I kept finding cool stuff

24.05.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Art imitates life

23.05.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.05.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Should I be concerned that this bird isn't scared of me? Its already taken over my balcony. What if it has plans to take over the whole place?

13.05.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a line. Like people who believe aliens built the pyramids because they don't think brown people were capable of it. But pick your battles because it really doesn't hurt anyone to believe Nessie is the ghost of a plesiosaur.

07.05.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then stop putting stuff that makes my immune system attack my own body in it god! Today I had liquid vegan mozzarella. New all time low.

06.05.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My plant is happy to see you

03.05.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have one also. Fingers crossed they mature out female.

03.05.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Living humans aren't as exciting

02.05.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it started and how it ended. PSA if you have a golgothan trapped in the body of a cat that likes to burrow...they can figure out how zippers work.

02.05.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to be a fan of true crime but now I'm only into the paranormal. But I know several podcasts off the top of my head that cover both so I'm thinking the overlap is pretty big.

02.05.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hair grow out progress. Officially long enough to get in a low ponytail

27.04.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tried something new

22.04.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone recently asked what I do with all the baskets I make since I don't sell them. A lot are gifted. Quite a few are full of rocks and shells from different trips. And of course I have baskets full of smaller baskets. The basket i finished yesterday has just become my desk snack basket.

21.04.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We found a waterfall!

19.04.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am very sick of bougie stuff. Why do rich people want everything to be bitter or just weird? Ready to go home tomorrow....after one more soak in the jacuzzi. I walked a lot today.

15.04.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beautiful world. Let's stop destroying it.

14.04.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The good part about being contagious is people just send you stuff and you don't have to actually see people

08.04.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spooks, Creeps and Assorted Devilry presents "Girls Night" with guest Susy Bastille, The Pukwudgie Whisperere Spooks, Creeps, & Assorted Devilry Β· Episode

Listen to me yelling about how the pyramids weren't built by aliens #spookscreepspod @spookscreepspod.bsky.social

03.04.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure the fae stole the nut that keeps the toilet handle on. How does that just disappear???

02.04.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's 2 cities from TN listed....there are 50 states. No one i know goes to TN on vacation. You aren't allowed to not be straight there.

01.04.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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