✦ Vox. ✦

SINGLE-SHIP with @superstellarvee.bsky.social.

( Calm down, Vox. She's rage baiting you. She wants you to fold. )

"I'll have you know that-!!"

( Deep breath in, deep breath out. Charming smile. )

"I love how you really focus on the tiny details. That's why we pay you the BIG bucks, my dear."

ONYX

We love a man who is so in denial about the girl that he's definitely in love with it.

( In her fucking DREAMS. )

( Nobody is better than him! Nobody is like him! )

( She's definitely gotten under his skin. He'll be an asshole for the rest of the day, fuming and sulking over her. )

ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪssᴇᴅ ɪᴛ
ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ #ʙɪᴛᴄʜ

( A cheap childrens toy?!?!? )

( Oh, how he would love to see her try to make something better than him. )

     ♯┆ 𝐁eing popular can be such a hassle. Who knew the people would adore me so much.

┆✦ʚ Welcome to the show! ɞ✦┆

ʙᴜʀɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʀɪᴘᴛs
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴇᴀʀ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟs.ᐟ

ONYX

( Clearing the dust off of my accounts. )

     ♯┆ 𝐖hy leave things to fate if one can forge one’s own destiny.

₍ nowhere and no one is safe . i'm gonna make up a statistic real quick and i want it to be an alarming one . ₎

     ♯┆ 𝐘ou're in 𝐌𝐘 house with 𝐌𝐘 rules in 𝐌𝐘 room with 𝐌𝐘 tools.

ONYX

Hi guys! I'm so sorry for disappearing! Life has been so busy but now that holiday season is over, I will hopefully be more active again!

P.S. I also have a raging cold and feel like I just crawled out of a grave 💗

( Oh what he wouldn't give to be able to hold her in his arms and kiss her till his lips hurt. )

"Happy new year, darling."

( Cue the most dopiest smile just for his beautiful wife 💗💗 )

     ♯┆ 𝐓rust us with your weather.ᐟ 🌸  /  𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐄 👹

𝘞𝘌'𝘙𝘌 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘐𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘌.
𝘞𝘌'𝘙𝘌 𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘐𝘕𝘎. 𝘋𝘌𝘍𝘐𝘈𝘕𝘛.

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( The TV is stuck on a 10 hour video of the OIIA OIIA cat. )

( Uh Oh, the TV is buffering! )

"I LOVE MY FUCKING WIFE!!"

( Nobody understands just how much his wife means to him. )

( She could take over Voxtek completely from under him and he would thank her. )

( Fuck, he loves her so much. )

( Mounted on the wall, quietly admiring his beautiful wife. )

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ONYX

Who am I making go missing?

ONYX

Hey guys! Slight inactivity due to being super slammed at work! I miss you guys, hopefully I will get a day off soon!