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He’s a con man, just like Trump!

18.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I think his son gets a "boner" alarm every time Lindsey Graham walks (sashays) by! He probably dreams of being invited to Lindsey and Tim Scotts' favorite bath house in Myrtle Beach!

17.10.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Truman one said β€œIf your neighbor is laid off it’s a recession. If you’re laid off it’s a depression!”.

01.10.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard Paul was in another band before "Wings"!

28.09.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I told Soros not to make Jesus the keynote speaker. He didn’t even turn the water into wine. Jesus just phoned this one in.

25.09.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re still together. Tina and Chris have been married since 2977, too.

16.09.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He should have replied with β€œThat’s an Ad Hominem argument” but Trump wouldn’t know what that meant.

16.09.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump is criticizing someone's hair??? Are there no mirrors in the White House? Even Rand Paul is probably thinking "Donald can't possibly think that wombat on his noodle looks real!".

25.08.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well written. Not having National Health care is a big problem for America. I think these birds are coming for Medicare next.

19.08.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In my opinion β€œChuckles Bites the Dust β€œ is the funniest sitcom episode ever!

10.08.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t tax the rich, tariff the poor!

08.08.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your head after a crash with seat belt (O),
Your head after a crash without seat belt (!)

08.08.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s Biden’s fault. Joe should have called Ted’s wife UGLY!!!

04.08.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, just wow!

04.08.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They suspect he took his undies off!!!

03.08.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can Rand Paul hook him up with his toupee people?

02.08.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m hearing mumbling that Pete Hegseth is thinking of resigning as Secretary of Defense to run for governor of Tennessee. What’s the Vegas odds on Trump nominating the soldier from the village people to replace him?

30.07.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s also gonna be extremely disappointed 3 days after he dies!

30.07.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Instead of taxing the rich Trump is tariffing the poor. He’s an incompetent boob!

28.07.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In her defense Lindsey wanted to finish the interview so he could carpool with Tim Scott to their favorite Myrtle Beach bathhouse.

28.07.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

During the Gorbachov period in Russia there was a joke. In a long line to buy vodka a guy yelled β€œI’m going to kill Gorbachov!!”. He leaves the line and is back in a half hour. Someone asked if he killed Gorbachov, he replied β€œNo, that line was longer!”.

27.07.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a suspicion the β€œPreacher of the House” doesn’t want any lists of Grindr users made public, either.

21.07.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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