Fast Cars That Actually Make Delicious Meals

Who wanna go out together and get Spiders

Blease play this it's really good

Your students are lucky! I wasn't taught how to code because all my dumbass "computer teachers" had us do was standard math tests, but on websites instead of paper. This lasted my entire 2005-17 tenure through elementary, middle and high school

I sometimes teach a kids coding class using Raspberry Pis, and one time I opened a terminal to install something or another using apt. The students thought it was a virus or something because a scrolling wall of text is what hacking looks like in movies.

You gotta play Spyro and Nights and Rakugakids if you haven't

Interestingly enough, my wife's most hated game is a Di Gi Charat visual novel which was marketed in Korea as an RPG. Hours of catgirls talking and she didn't get to murder any of them.

"Telltale: Games for Westerners Who Break Down Crying if They Lay Eyes on a Visual Novel"

didnt cause a heart attack but having to explain my sibling that windows executables arent going to kill our family was an experience

YouTube video by Klonoa Series Sound Team - Topic HYUPONIA / RUIN OF SADNESS

(what absolutely sucks about this song is that within context, the stage it plays in, and the story up to that point, it's one of the most beautiful yet saddest songs I've ever heard in a game....but it's always gonna be remembered for Sonic.exe lmao)

recreation of a dream i actually had once #art #OCart #3dart #animation #3danimation #blender #lowpoly

Gen alpha dying of a heart attack trying to play Sonic Adventure 1 on PC (the executable is named "Sonic.exe")

It is deeply baffling how much thoughtless AI junk fills up the eShop and yet Nintendo does not want a critically acclaimed indie platformer that has probably already sold well over 100k on Steam.

YouTube video by BlazeHedgehog So It's Your First Time Playing Sonic Unleashed... (Recompiled)

⚠Proper New Video Alarm⚠
Curious about the Unleashed Recomp for PC? Have you heard "things" about Sonic Unleashed and want to know what's up with that game? I've got you covered.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhZ8...

Keitai Archive Logo. Text: "Keitai World Launcher, GitHub repo with preservation tools, archive.org repo with games/media (updated every quarter, no commercially-available games), searchable resource database, contact form for removal requests"

Introducing @keitaiarchive.bsky.social, a website for Japanese feature phone game preservation resources. As keitai game preservation grows, we want our tools and preserved abandonware media to be as accessible as possible. Read on for more information! (1/6)

I love it too!

Among the titles selling exactly 1 NEW unit at US retail in Sept:

3DS Imagine Babyz
PS2 Grandia 3
PS3 Blitz: The League II
PS3 uDraw Pictionary ($5!!)
PS4 Kao the Kangaroo
Wii The Smurfs Dance Party
XBO Balan Wonderworld
XBX Batman Begins
PS3 Wolfenstein
Wii Just Dance 2020

Wheeeee

me: maybe I was being a bit hyperbolic when I referred to it as "the Genocide Game Boy"

ModRetro: We are now producing a Limited Genocide™ Edition of the ModRetro Chromatic! Made from the real drones we really use to help the US Government and Israel commit genocide!

Oh hey, it's "AI Slop Bots perform a LITERAL CYBERATTACK on us to steal our fucking articles" o'clock again.

I should note: we're supposed to be able to handle roughly 200,000 concurrent users.

"You can't take away GenAI what about the people who use it?! 😭😭😭"

Fuck 'em. Fuck every last one of them. The scrapers DDoS us every waking fucking hour, making it a nightmare to keep things running. I have ZERO sympathy for folks addicted to the plagiarism machine that lies to you.

(smaller yellow text): beware of the creeping (large curved kinda scrawled text font, 4 four letters blood red, 4th letter yellow, last letter white): horror

flowers of crystal, screenshot, bbc micro (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/124444/...

Took this picture 1AM this morning. Looks like a Doom Skybox

That one tune in Castlevania III... does it sound like a squeaky hinge, or maybe a plastic straw in a disposable cup?

Do the float values 2.3e-10 & 4.5e9 have any significance for 3D vector graphics? Asking because both are heavily used in #blackrockshooter the game’s bone & mesh data for some reason? Looking for possible leads since this is not my expertise. Thanks

I sometimes remember how extraordinarily the PSX FF games got at realizing the feel of natural dialog through text boxes. Text boxes overlapping one another for interruption, timed text boxes, text boxes shifting position to indicate little conversational nuances

I grew up often homeless and missing meals. I had to poop in an outhouse. I’ve had to burn belongings for warmth. I lived in an area where Army recruiters promised a way out.

I still didn’t join the military.

Stop pretending it’s classist to say that joining the military is unacceptable.

i’m sorry, i know i’m a broken record but really, everybody’s like, “i can’t afford housing or food or medical care and they’re taking away my rights and everything is a scam” and the state government is like “got it” and unanimously passes a law saying unix has to ask you if you’re over 18. wtaf