Iowa Department of Propaganda

Wow, take a day off from the internet and crazy stuff happens.

Why does he look like he's trying to locate the nearest soul to feed upon?

Trump rape accusations: about two dozen

Number of our transgender athletes: fewer than 10

Good! We need more of this!

Occam's Razor indicates the files haven't been released because something would reach the public's eyes that would be damaging. I wonder what that could possibly be...

Powerschool gets hacked and they offer credit monitoring services to those affected. What's the difference when Lord of the Techbros does it?

The talk of Elmo's Nazi salute is a distraction from the instant damage being done. Congratulations, USA. You have failed successfully.

This is why we can't have nice things.

a close up of a cartoon character wearing a green hat and gloves pointing at something . ALT: a close up of a cartoon character wearing a green hat and gloves pointing at something .

Maybe another 30 or 40 would speed up the results.

Add Tyson employees to that layoff list. They're laying off another group in a Kansas beef plant to go along with all the others they've done recently.

It depends on what I need. There isn't a ton of options here. Walmart, Aldi, Fareway and HyVee are the main choices.

Anyone notice grocery prices are going up again even though gas prices are falling?

I thought just the election was enough to fix everything?

For today's entry of "Least Surprising Statistics Ever"...

Trump isn't building a cabinet. He's building a junk drawer.

Reminder: no billionaires will be harmed as a result of this election, even after they spent record amounts of $$ in this cycle. Do whatever you feel is right with that information.