Brian Hastie

You know who wasn’t in the Epstein files?
Belial from the Basket Case franchise.

YouTube video by OneHandedBowling The Bowling Iceberg Explained

@murderxbryan.bsky.social Please get Griss to watch this video like it was the Zapruder film:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Hp...

Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.

Enjoy a mid experience 🫡

Avoid The Running Man to keep that streak going (DID NOT LIKE IT)

In Kolkata for a wedding and catching up on @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social VODs at the hotel

Has anyone seen Rag'n'Bone Man and Teddy Swims in the same room

Something you and Griss should know is that the org books the dates and then tries to source local-ish DJs so every single city/venue gets a different experience every time

@murderxbryan.bsky.social I’ve been to the Shrek Rave twice if you have any Qs

Tron Ares using Command And Conquer-ass audio plugins for computer voices

I miss the Yang Gang era of internet stupidity

William Hurt in Altered states tho

The only thing left for Katy Perry to do now is to reunite with 3OH!3. You know it’s true. I know it’s true. It is as the prophecies foretold

Cowards should have used the story’s original ending.

I wanted to like the Edgar Wright version of The Running Man but it lacked conviction in what it wanted to be. Its message was muddled and lacked any real emotional heft. Popcorn cinema, sure, but tonally hollow.

Snow on Montreal sidewalks looking real yellow rn like someone peed on it
but it’s because the fallen, uncleared leaves are melding together with the watery snow into a paste-like substance
Also yeah I peed but so what
you can’t prove it

Jason Derulo whispering his name at the beginning of tracks like it’s a watermark to fight against music pirates but has no awareness of a DAW’s editing abilities

Just you wait until the folks who spent years creating JibJabs of their grandkids and flooding Facebook with them find out about generative AI's video capabilities.

Came up with this idea in a dream. I wish I had a higher calibre of dream.

Renaming Jack Skellington as Sam Skeleton Sr as a form of self-care

Enlightened death metal singers during a concert being like
WE THINK ALL WOMEN ARE GREAT. TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN, DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANYTHING DIFFERENT.
THIS ONE’s CALLED “RESPECT THE GASH”

Who influences the influencers? Is anybody actually driving culture these days?

Me and @floridamane.bsky.social just dropped some fax: disturbdkvlt.substack.com/p/who-influe...

Ladies
When he hits you with that annunnaki talk
You neee to just keep on walking

Remake Larry Cohen’s The Stuff with Tim Heidecker in the Michael Moriarty role

Can we go back to calling penises “worms”?
I feel like that would actually fix all of society’s ills.

That's it
I'm homeschooling myself
No more BS
I can shoot the knowledge straight into my eyeballs

True Montreal bilingualism is when a casse croûte stocks both Coke AND Pepsi products

Hey remember when they tried to make SNL Quebec happen lol

We used to be a society

It shows that there's a whole generation of you clowns out there who never chiefed a joint while driving around after midnight listening to The Who's Eminence Front (on cassette) in a Datsun