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Ashley Holt

@thrdgll.bsky.social

Disgruntled American ex-pat artist and writer living in Germany. Does not want to hear about the new Superman movie.

47 Followers  |  61 Following  |  103 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2025  |  2.0387

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Ms. Rand suggests that you do not resist your capitalistic impulses. So many desirable commodities can be yours:

www.etsy.com/shop/AshleyH...

16.11.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, yes, I am. But just to be clear, that is NOT me in the photo. I was never that cool.

16.11.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Larry Fine in the Mรผnster Museum for Art and Culture.

16.11.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My Art Guys pennies, collected at their Spoleto exhibition a lifetime ago.

14.11.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you fellas finally over your Harry Dean Stanton thing?

13.11.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watching fashion shows on YouTube and feeling homesick.

13.11.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What makes America great?
The haters gunna hate!

13.11.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about if one literally burns bridges in the process?

12.11.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meh. If some Dem-populist darling were in the WH, decorating with junk from Ollie's, American liberals would be celebrating his "man of the people" thriftiness.

12.11.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's important they learn these things early.

11.11.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Important notes for a possible essay.

11.11.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And who's passing around this garbage Ai meme without verifying any of the false information? That's right! Librarians!

11.11.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I couldn't make it past the theme song.

11.11.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It used to be. But only every now and then, and only after constant rounds of begging.

11.11.2025 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Superb

10.11.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New at The Symptoms: Beach Impediment - all about getting in touch with your inner venom.

thesymptoms.substack.com/p/beach-impe...

09.11.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I especially like being chastised for not knowing what satire is by someone with a fake-news clickbait farm who clearly, even by the definition he posted himself, doesn't understand what satire is.

09.11.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Neal Cassady

08.11.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You get it? The "emergency" is that hungry citizens might receive food. That's where we are, America.

08.11.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The boom box was never on my shoulder. It had a handle. What am I, Radio Raheem?

08.11.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can someone whip up a FIFA Photography Prize real quick?

08.11.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, the weather looks good.

08.11.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Traditionally, we call this "wishing it were true."

08.11.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think "doomed" was supposed to be a selling point.

08.11.2025 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reactions?

08.11.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If I'm buying, say, charcoal briquettes and dog food, I'll say to the cashier, "Can't decide which one to eat first!"

Cashiers don't have time for that kinda crap.

05.11.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mamdani: "After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."

(Crowd pauses, decides to ignore the non-logic in this, cheers uproariously.)

05.11.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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