NTP_Nate

I am tired of people saying “Something needs to change.” If you want change, you need to know exactly who and what should change and have the guts to stand on business and say it. Otherwise, throwing a grenade in the room because you don’t like the paint on the walls makes you a moron.

Oops, all Nazis

Lady Elaine Fairchilde, a puppet from Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.

That’s Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood

these were called 'record stores'

Burn the witch!.. and so forth and so on

Yes

welcome to bluesky, here is your copy of the communist manifesto and a complete world baseball classic schedule for some reason

It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans

Virgin Patrick to the bullpen?

Yeah man, I support Civic Transparency

You say that about every whale

That’s Bruce Hooper to you

Going to the ocean do you need anything

No — wait, what month is it

Uhh April 1805

Shit dude, Napoleon is master of Europe,

So

So only the British fleet stands before him

What’s your point

Bro,

last time a judge rocked brazil like that, jair bolsonaro spent two weeks in the hospital

Okay then

“Stay gold, sub-Ponyboy”

Where’s Jeff Gillooly when you need him?

Maine Senate race notwithstanding this is the correct position to take

2018 ASG: Trout gives funny fake weather report | 07/17/2018 Mike Trout jokes around with a fake weather report in a segment during the 2018 All-Star game presented by Mastercard

Charmingly, he’s a legit Wx-head:

Grand opening this weekend of my gas station/boulangerie concept named “Pain at the Pump”

this is going to be a hot selling jersey for MAGA

Angels To Create TV Network The Angels have a TV plan in place. Will it impact the roster?

This is a smart pivot for them, considering baseball hasn’t really worked out. Mike Trout can do the weather!

Go home, weather, you’re drunk

Use your words.

Sure this is extremely stupid, but is it really any stupider than rolling out a “Mission Accomplished” banner on the deck of an aircraft carrier six weeks into an eight year war?

I have asked you repeatedly not to refer to me as such

For the Kultur

Heads up DC folks ⬇️

Just pay cash for your Proton account. Problem solved.

ok that’s pretty funny for a Britain home run