Ollie Warren

It’s Friday night. I’m gonna get drunk.

Why so serious

The legs are legging.

Unrelated, but I’m counting down the days to vacation.

May your Monday be fruitful.

I’ve been going to the gym. It’s not much, but maybe one day I’ll finally be big enough to buy a size medium.

Have you tried Three Floyds’ Gumballhead?

Dazed and confused and sleepy…very sleepy.

My submission to be left behind with all the heathens today. Happy Rapture!

Is everyone ready for the rapture tomorrow?

The post-gym butt sweat and ripped briefs make me feel a certain way

I have two, and only two, applicable real-world skills: oversleeping but still managing to show up on time and sucking dick. To both, I am the MVP.

Today seems like a good day to lean in to the cringe.

Thursday is for an afternoon beer and letting your balls hang.

Always a good book on hand!

I like boys and beer and bush

Very elder millennial of me to rep the ✌🏻

I had a dream about boys with big bushes and furry butts. It was beautiful.

Thank you! I feel dead. Haha.

Thank you 😊 They’re Coyote.

Unrelated, but I am a level of hungover that I did not know is possible.

Sporty, I guess.

Idk which I like better so I’ll use both.

There isn’t a single goddamn thought in that head of mine.

I do what I can!

My pleasure

I just felt like showing you my butt.

The view is better from up here.

If this mustache could talk…

It’s my first day back at work in 8 days… 😢