Trump is wearing a baseball cap at the “dignified transfer” of the American soldiers killed in Kuwait. A fucking baseball cap. How dignified is that. I’m not American but I am totally disgusted and embarrassed. Total disregard for the dead soldiers and their families. They are dead because of him.

When Obama was President the USA was respected around the world and the office of President was one of dignity. Now the USA is despised and the oval office looks like a cheap brothel. It’s such a shame that a great American like Jackson is gone and Trump is still here.

I’ve been to Cuba many times and always felt safer than I ever have on any trip to the USA. Leave it to Trump to fuck that up like everything else he touches.

Yet more proof that the nut bar whack jobs who believe some dude is floating around on a cloud looking after us are not rowing with both oars. The mere fact that Donald Trump even exists is more proof that their imaginary friend is just that…imaginary.

You could see this coming. Trumpy shook his hand at the State of the Union Address. Quite a visual image….two morons looking lovingly into each others eyes.

I bet an Iranian assassin was hiding in a McDonald’s waiting for his orange target to drop by for a few burgers. Perhaps he lurked near a sand trap on one of Trumps golf courses. Maybe he was in a sleazy motel quietly waiting for Trump and a hooker?
Actually…I’m surprised he didn’t succeed.

More and more of the world should simply turn their backs on the USA. They can build a wall round themselves and have fun being great. Somehow the rest of us will get by.

Trump is always shoving a Big Mac or a fillet of fish down his orange throat. Let’s home McFood is a deadly as most nutritionists say it is! Every cloud has a silver lining!

What do the following have in common?
A moose
A beaver
A Canada Goose
A raccoon
A seal
A Sable Island pony

Answer….all are in Canada and all have a higher IQ than Trump and would do a better job of being the US President.

If Trump said Iran needed to be attacked because space aliens were using it as a base to attack America his minions and followers would believe it. Just tragic.

We are so very lucky to be Canadian. None of our party leaders are nearly as crazy as Trump is. My cat would make a better and saner president.

On a slightly different note…is it just me or is Trump looking more and more like the goalie for a dart team? His face is getting more hideous each day.

If you added Pete and Trumps IQ’s together there is no chance of hitting triple digits. Being an American must be terrifying these days…..

This is the Trump version of “weapons of mass destruction”. While a lot of Americans will believe their orange leader my hope is that the majority will see it for what it is. Trump is playing the weapons of mass distraction card.

You called him “Mr.” That’s so funny and far too kind! Let’s stick with asshole, moron, idiot, dick and so on.

If regime change was a valid reason to start a war most of the planet would be attacking Washington DC right now.

I think I can speak for all Canadians when I say that while I’m very sorry you that you have an orange dictator in charge the very last thing we will do is capture him and bring him here….we would prefer a swarm of locusts over him. Our apologies but you are on your own!

I’ve been to Cuba many times and always felt safer than I ever did when I went to the USA. Cuba certainly has the same right to attack possible drug running boats in their own waters as the US has to attack speedboats in international waters.

I wonder what kind of wine Oz likes with little orange mushroom?

Being a leafs fan has been a road to nowhere for most of my life. If Matthews stays on as captain it’s time to give up once and for all.

The leafs should trade him to any American team that will take him.

I was ten years old the last time the leafs won the cup. I’m pretty sure I won’t live to see them win another one but I sure as hell hope I live to see them trade Auston Matthews….for anything.

I see your liver swap and raise you a do it yourself vasectomy!

It’s both sad and amazing that we in Canada respect the USA’s women’s hockey team more than Trump does. We lost to a good team and recognize them as skilled and deserving. Yet another example of how Trump treats and feels about women. Good for them for refusing his “invitation”. The men should too.

If Trump went through a drive thru and tried to order a cheeseburger he would end up yelling about space aliens, Biden and suggesting they add a ballroom to the restaurant. He’s clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Kevin O’Leary is Canada’s hemorrhoid. Hopefully someday it goes away and doesn’t return.

The Andrew formerly known as Prince should do the right thing and tell all. Whatever he does it’s great that Britain will arrest the powerful unlike the USA that lets their President lead a life of crime from the safety of the Oval Office.

I suspect Russia already has many of them….

That’s very unfair to fifth graders everywhere. Any one of them would make a better president.

My prediction is that in a sulking rage about the SCOTUS decision Trump will attack Iran. That will distract folks from his defeat in the courts and the pesky Epstein files and the murders ICE commits in US streets. He really should be fitted for a straight jacket. It’s time.